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My First Server Ban, and the Speech that followed

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Today, I joined a non-PvP server, and spawned in Cherno. Naturally, I proceed to take someone's Ural, in which there were 3 AS50's, one of which I may have destroyed. He chased me down somehow and shot me. I respawned, then they began to repeatedly tell others how hostile I was, which just gave me more satisfaction(some people just want to watch the world burn ;)), and they talked all about how they were gonna kill me for PvP'ing, but it never happened. Then, a group of people started saying their items were stolen, and I took credit just for the lul'z. After talking about killing me for two hours, I got banned. I wanted to give this speech, but I had no time to do so, HERE IT IS! :D

You have three AS50's, suppressed assault rifles, and a vehicle. Great job! Now, seeing as you aren't killing anybody with them, what will you do? Snipe zombies? Empty tin cans? Play a game to see how long it takes for your friend to find you shooting it? If there are no bandits, what is the point in helping people fight weak, stupid zombies? The need for Good arises only when Evil exists. It's a balancing act-there can be no yin without yang, no death without life, no good without evil. Otherwise, is there really a point? I gave you all purpose for two hours. Being a medic requires serious balls-trusting someone enough to make yourself vulnerable for 5s next to them even after they have no use for you? Good on ya! This is why I will try to never shoot medics, because I admire them. They deserve life. Healing someone when you know they won't kill you, and then freaking out when a wild bandit appears really doesn't classify as being above me, the common, semi-honorable bandit. Think about it, what is the point of having a heavy PvP rifle if you don't PvP? Grab a Makarov, it's just as good for zombies as an AS50! Until you find the answer to that question, you will always have to use that rifle on me and the hundreds of thousands of others like me, because we will not falter. We will not stop. We are BANDITS and we thirst for BLOOD! BANDIT PRIDE!

LBX Quab/BillyBob, Signing Off

(Damn, that must be the first time I got super-deep on this forum, I think i need a shower...)

EDIT:Just making it clear I dont want to be un-banned. I'm glad to be rid of those carebears :D

Edited by Quaby
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Today, I joined a non-PvP server...

These exist?

What do they think this is, a PvE game?

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PROBLEM?

Do not whine on the forums.

Not trying to hate, but isn't this the entire reason for forums... of any type? (gleaned from my years of experiance reading forums)

Edited by Toastedzen
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Its really hot today. Is anyone else hot?

It's so goddamn hot here in Queensland. I've got every fan on in my room.

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I think there should be more PvE servers so that everyone will get how boring it is. After that no one will want them anymore.

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You have three AS50's, suppressed assault rifles, and a vehicle. Great job! Now, seeing as you aren't killing anybody with them, what will you do? Snipe zombies? Empty tin cans? Play a game to see how long it takes for your friend to find you shooting it? If there are no bandits, what is the point in helping people fight weak, stupid zombies? The need for Good arises only when Evil exists. It's a balancing act-there can be no yin without yang, no death without life, no good without evil. Otherwise, is there really a point? I gave you all purpose for two hours. Being a medic requires serious balls-trusting someone enough to make yourself vulnerable for 5s next to them even after they have no use for you? Good on ya! This is why I will try to never shoot medics, because I admire them. They deserve life. Healing someone when you know they won't kill you, and then freaking out when a wild bandit appears really doesn't classify as being above me, the common, semi-honorable bandit. Think about it, what is the point of having a heavy PvP rifle if you don't PvP? Grab a Makarov, it's just as good for zombies as an AS50! Until you find the answer to that question, you will always have to use that rifle on me and the hundreds of thousands of others like me, because we will not falter. We will not stop. We are BANDITS and we thirst for BLOOD! BANDIT PRIDE!

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Just when I was hoping WarZ would weed out the weak and mentally feeble amongst us, I find out that DayZ still has morons running non-PVP servers.

Sigh.

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There is no such thing as a non pvp server and if admins are banning for it in any way that Is admin buse

Edited by Faceman Peck

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Although I agree with the sentiment of these replies, who really cares if these type servers exist. Other then the easy gearing up and coming to a pvp servers, there is no draw back. It keeps the carebears in their own little world fighting the never ending zombie scrouge. (snickers) Which in turns keeps them from coming in here asking for shit to be removed, bandits to be punished, and moaning & begging for their version of "Balance", we all win! The weapon inflation is indeed a serious problem, but luckily most of them can't survive in our world long enough to do damage. Now if it is a private hive server cool nothing needs to be said/done. Otherwise instead of black listing them maybe lock those characters out of real servers?

Just my 2 cents.

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Although I agree with the sentiment of these replies, who really cares if these type servers exist. Other then the easy gearing up and coming to a pvp servers, there is no draw back. It keeps the carebears in their own little world fighting the never ending zombie scrouge. (snickers) Which in turns keeps them from coming in here asking for shit to be removed, bandits to be punished, and moaning & begging for their version of "Balance", we all win! The weapon inflation is indeed a serious problem, but luckily most of them can't survive in our world long enough to do damage. Now if it is a private hive server cool nothing needs to be said/done. Otherwise instead of black listing them maybe lock those characters out of real servers?

Just my 2 cents.

^^^this guy gets it ^^^

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