SupWithThat

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I don't base my ceaseless violence on skin, religion, colour or creed. If you're not part of my immediate group of friends and I know you know I'm near you...then you have to die. I'm the one who knocks!

Just when I was hoping WarZ would weed out the weak and mentally feeble amongst us, I find out that DayZ still has morons running non-PVP servers. Sigh.

My highest before ol' long beard was about 21-22 days. It seems the more wreckless I am with a character the longer he lives - I've done suicide runs to the NW airfield and everything with this char and he's lived. He's also survived hacker bombardments.

Well I hadn't been paying attention to my characters age, I just knew he was getting long in the tooth. Today I realised I had actually crossed the 100 day mark some time ago and decided to snap a screeny. How old are your chars getting? Think anyone can reach 1 year?

The retardation is strong in this one.

You ever tire of making yourself look like a moron?

I haven't killed anyone...

Evidently the famous "distract him with 50 or so veiled women whilst we discretely empty the contents of his pocket and backpack into our own". I've saw the warning pamphlets at travel agents.

Clearly fake, there's no way of telling those are legitimate women without extensive gender testing.

You'll be wanting to kill a MooMoo - I believe they drop 8 uncooked steaks.

He had the call pretty down.

"Bring back our visual crutch which makes next to zero impact in the useful indentification of players!" Yeah, add Super Mario coins we can collect while you're at it.

Good capture, hopefully he can be banned from this.

Fixed the fuel tank with fuel tank parts?