Famous last words... Dayz edition

[BwobBwub 660]

'Will you be my friend?'

[Regulator] Friendly_DYZwas killed

Never ever trust a guy with a ghillie suit and an as50.

[KOS11 0]

my last words are typically

"jesus christ mercy! dont shoot! im unarmed"

[puppetworx 474]

Now to just take this glorious sweet loot back to my tent...

[Doom Guy 128]

Fuck, Kamenka again!

[DanielTy88 133]

@%#*%@!!!!this@%#^%game%$@##@%%$@#stupid%$##@%@%@^@%##^#^PEOPLE$#@%$HACKING%$@$@%*......

Edited October 5, 2012 by DanielTy88

[herings 18]

"Oh sweet, a Lee Enfield"

[Jikfive 34]

"That barn looks empty..."

"Don't worry man our weapons outrange him..."

Survivor A:"JUST HOLD TIGHT YOU GUYS! IM GONNA USE A FRAG ON HIM!"

Survivor B:"No man! we are too clo-" *BOOM*

Survivor A: " Fuck yeah! I got that bitch!"

Random dipshit bandit has been killed.

Survivor B has been killed

Survivor C has been killed

Survivor D has been killed

Survivor A: "Oh shit."

Suvivors B,C,D: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Edited October 5, 2012 by Jikfive

[Friday N 49]

Survivor A:"JUST HOLD TIGHT YOU GUYS! IM GONNA USE A FRAG ON HIM!"

Survivor B:"No man! we are too clo-" *BOOM*

Survivor A: " Fuck yeah! I got that bitch!"

Yes...this. Or I'm just going to through this smoke grenade..... fuuuuuu HE grenade....

[Kimberlah 94]

ATV!

*drives it to NWAF*

Oh well at least I didnt die from the ATV..

*headshot*

[Anarchyihdi 151]

You sure this bike is good offroad? o.O

[Deppy 5]

for me its..

FRIENDLY!! FRIENDLY!

*Deppy was killed*

U F*CKING PR*CK

or

Who Shot?!?

WTF RUN RUN!

annnd im dead.

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

Yes, I'm ingame.....

Bang..

Come on......... Aaaaaaagh F#ck this, I hate this game...

[smore98 225]

"I'm gonna go get some Fanta!"

Get's shot.

"...totally worth it."

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Hey Hetstaine I bet you I can drive full speed through cherno with this mountain dew in my backpack on a high pop server untouched..........MacPherson was killed / Hetstaine was killed

Hetstaine:You retarded tranny

MacPherson:Cant kick it till you try it

Edited October 5, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[Kimberlah 94]

Me and my squad fix and fly a chopper..

Sneakymode: I'm the best pilot.

*Lands at Berezino hospital, half of the squad gets out*

*look for supplies, squad gets back in, me not paying attention*

Kim: WAIT FOR MEEEHHH

Squad: We forgot Kim!

*I stand there, shooting zombies that are coming for me as they land*

*I get in, we fly to NWAF*

Sneakymode: Look how low I can fly

Squad: NO SNEAKY DONT

Sneakymode Rela...-- *KABLAMO!*

*All dead but 1*

Guy who's still alive: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING FOR ME

Squad: BUT WE DED

*They hide the bodies, not noticing the alive guy.*

Guy who's still alive: THEY HID OUR BODIES!

Some other guy: I FOUND A CAR!

*We decide not to drive back to the airfield, instead we just go camp hunting.*

#BlameEddy

[Dr.Duff 211]

"Ah relax... I'm a great driver!"

[HowardTheDuck 27]

Whoa! There's someone over there!

Oh actually I think it might be a tree.

*BANG*

...no, it was a person.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

MacPherson: how long was the timer set on that satchel?

Hetstaine: I left the super market 30 seconds ago.

MacPherson was killed

Edited October 5, 2012 by Steak and Potatoes

[ZomboWTF 527]

That rock in the distance almost looks like a chezch backpa...

[Inception. 9443]

Pvt. Ryan: Helicopter is almost out of fuel, but I'm sure we'll make it.

Crew: ...shit.

Jack was killed

Dr Deathpwnz was killed

Wood was killed

Elf was killed

(Inception): "Oh, at least I survived. Pvt Ryan?"

Pvt Ryan was killed

(Inception): "Well shit, looks like Private Ryan can't be saved tonight."

Inception was killed

Edited October 5, 2012 by Inception.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Hetstaine: Really 15 chases through the woods for the slender man and now you want to set up camp here?

MacPherson: Yea spooked him off by now with all that gunfire we have better chances of getting struck by lighting.

Hetstaine was killed/MacPherson was killed

Hetstaine: You retarded tranny

MacPherson: Did you see that?

[RogueOne 112]

Reminds me of that redneck joke.

A rednecks famous last words "Hey guys check this out!"

Edited October 5, 2012 by RogueOne

[Serious Stan 202]

Original Last words...

A girl ran into me freaking me out shouting friendly to me ingame, in an office building. I shot on sight crippling her.

she shouted via voice-com, What the F***, YOU are like HITLER!! what the F*** DONT SHOOT.. FFS your HItler!!

true story :D

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Original Last words...

A girl ran into me freaking me out shouting friendly to me ingame, in an office building. I shot on sight crippling her.

she shouted via voice-com, What the F***, YOU are like HITLER!! what the F*** DONT SHOOT.. FFS your HItler!!

true story :D

Great now none of us are going to get pussy over Dayz

[Friday N 49]

Original Last words...

A girl ran into me freaking me out shouting friendly to me ingame, in an office building. I shot on sight crippling her.

she shouted via voice-com, What the F***, YOU are like HITLER!! what the F*** DONT SHOOT.. FFS your HItler!!

true story :D

goddam nazis!