F-ing with noobs

[Rick the Survivor 37]

So i am just logging onto Dayz and am in team speak with my team. We were all in eletro with ghillie suits and everyone is looting, and I am just spawning in the church when i see a guy with no weapons on him crouching over some supplies. I check the players and he is the only one in the game besides us so i call out to everyone else. Once they are all outside the church entrance i shoot him once and he bolts out of the church and freezes with all my guys with their pistols aims at him. We shoot him a couple times but let him go. Does anyone else find this hilarious, He must have had a bad day. He died later though.

Being a bandit is so much fun.

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[Rewand 0]

You sure deserve a medal..You can be a bandit but not a fucking douchebag.

Edited September 26, 2012 by Rewand

[thewardogkatana@gmail.com 5]

Not a bandit, just a sociopath.

[Inception. 9443]

Sheesh, the lack of knowledge is astounding.

You're not a bandit, you're just someone who gets off to killing people for no valid reason.

[ZomboWTF 527]

if there would be a god, he would have given the guy you fucked with a hand grenade, and you all would've deserved it

this isn't banditry, it's just plain douchebaggery

[Bakst 98]

what's with all the harsh comments? it sounds pretty funny to me =) after all, they actually let him go in the end (although maybe some free medical treatment would have been in order, OP, seeing that you roughed him up so much that he later succumbed to his wounds lol). besides, this guy had no gear and nothing to lose, and if he was raiding elektro then surely he was aware of the risks. noob sniping is one thing but this was a spur of the moment sort of gag. have some beans, from one bandit to another.

[Bakst 98]

PS: i guess it was a little unfair because you spawned right on this guy, he probably thought you were scripting or something. still... amusing ^^

[ZomboWTF 527]

would have been a lot funnier though if the guy had a grenade...^^

[Bakst 98]

@zombo lol that would have been awesome, kamikaze style! or perhaps like Leia in Return of the Jedi, where she is disguised as a bounty hunter and threatens Jabba the Hut with a thermal detonator =D

[Gobbokirk 546]

Not really creative.

If your going to troll someone do it right.. Make him your slave for the next 30mins or something.

Then put a gun in his backpack and send him off...

Shooting unarmed people is about as fun and challenging as shooting a cow.

[DroppinX 33]

I take it none of you kiddies crying about the definition of bandit have never seen Mad Max. That is how I see DayZ... Mad Max was technically a bandit, but did end up helping the survivors from a different group of bandits...

All your holier than thou bull shit just makes you a survivor with low morals...

[ZomboWTF 527]

so, why didn't mad max kill everyone on sight in the movie? oh... wait....

[landwarrior tactical 9]

I am a bandit, but I don't kill people with no weapons, its just a waste of ammo and I won't get anything from him anyways. So you and your team are actually just douchebags...

[Dr.Lyme 88]

So i am just logging onto Dayz and am in team speak with my team. We were all in eletro with ghillie suits and everyone is looting, and I am just spawning in the church when i see a guy with no weapons on him crouching over some supplies. I check the players and he is the only one in the game besides us so i call out to everyone else. Once they are all outside the church entrance i shoot him once and he bolts out of the church and freezes with all my guys with their pistols aims at him. We shoot him a couple times but let him go. Does anyone else find this hilarious, He must have had a bad day. He died later though. Nothing you haven't read before.

Being a bandit greifer is so much fun.

Little editing for ya.

[Stafoo 61]

Doing this to unarmed survivors might be fun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V4UeTITl8 4:40.

[ZomboWTF 527]

Doing this to unarmed survivors might be fun

that would be hillarious "Put the gun DOWN!" THERES NO GUN! "PUT THE GUN DOWN!"

[Elite Skydaz 13]

You should've just lied and said he was a suicide bomber and killed all of you, everyone would be laughing and you would have my beans.

[MLI 6]

You should have broken his legs and watch him crawl around.