DevilDog (DayZ) 455 Posted September 24, 2012 So I was playing last night and my wife was watching me for the first time. I spawned in Elektro and began to gear up. It was night time and after seeing me skulking around the city, eating food off out of alley ways and drinking soda's off the floor and avoiding the stumbling zombies she makes this comment."This game could be changed from a zombie game" -Wife"Oh yeah? How?" -Me"Well those zombies really just look like drunk guys. And you are obviously a bum. In this game you are basically a bum that has to eat trash and avoid drunk guys that want to kick your ass" -WifeLMAO. Well if that ain't the truth. Anyone else get any unique responses to the game? 29 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olisonera 126 Posted September 24, 2012 ... I'm not going to be able to play the game the same way, anymore... 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xelous 28 Posted September 24, 2012 You see DevilDog... this is what happens when you play with the music turned way down low B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broguenz 333 Posted September 24, 2012 Mine just gives me a hard time when someone shoots me and I call the monitor all sorts of horrible names. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sula 1205 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) Your wife's a wise lady. She clearly saw the game for what it really is. Probably the only one on the planet who gets to call you a bum too!.I've been told I was unique and special because I don't kill players, just zombies. That was a bit of a surprise, and sweet. And don't you go complaining about me not killing people, mister. I'm female, so I can have "feelings" and stuff if I want to. :PAnd what the heck are you doing typing threads anyway? Get back on that computer and record more highly addictive dayz slaughter-fests for me to watch please. That last Takistan was a hell of a ride. Some weird stuff happened. Now hurry up and film some more because I'm sitting here shivering and sweating waiting for my next fix. :thumbsup: :) (Btw, it's Susan, from Youtube) Edited September 24, 2012 by Sula Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevilDog (DayZ) 455 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) Haha great responses.I did let her hear the zombies moaning and shit and she said she would have nightmares, so there is that.PS- I am not "that" Devil Dog, from youtube. Sorry. Edited September 24, 2012 by DevilDog 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sula 1205 Posted September 24, 2012 Aw thanks for editing that. Appreciate the update. But the same is true about your wife - wise lady. :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swineflew 480 Posted September 24, 2012 Stop playing games in the kitchen. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank_scorpio 41 Posted September 24, 2012 My girlfriends response was " that's great huni but why are those zombies so useless it seems very easy " priceless she got it in one . It is to easy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
herings 18 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) "Well those zombies really just look like drunk guys. And you are obviously a bum. In this game you are basically a bum that has to eat trash and avoid drunk guys that want to kick your ass" -WifeSounds just like my average Saturday nights Edited September 24, 2012 by -N7-SolidSnake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWizard97795 6 Posted September 24, 2012 that is why there is only "empty" whiskey bottles 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sula 1205 Posted September 24, 2012 Yes, so easy that the zombies rarely kill me more than five or six times a week. :thumbsup: :huh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted September 24, 2012 Give it a week and she will insist she plays with you, especially when she realises there are other women in it. You'll never be able to watch anoher female body run again.I suppose It will tear her away from Jeremy Kyle and Coronation Farm, so thats a plus. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted September 24, 2012 Give it a week and she will insist she plays with you, especially when she realises there are other women in it. You'll never be able to watch anoher female body run again. Until she hears the 'women' over direct going ' Hey lay on the ground you weird fukn zombie touching homo !! ' ..in a thick gravelly man voice. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FogeyZ Gilly 15 Posted September 24, 2012 Beans to ya missus mate. Sound like a perfect night in England! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waffen-79 32 Posted September 24, 2012 Beans to you mate! I don't always have my GF around while playing on my pc, but when I do there's always a cute comment about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoodGrief 21 Posted September 24, 2012 My GF is always on standby to hold W / keep watch over a town if i gotta take a leak or have a smoko.. she's a real rock like that. and whenever I am about to nail some guy i'll be nudging her saying watch me watch me, just like the oldtime "Watch me dive". sometimes she is the one with the headset on speaking, calling in people. worked every time so far, since its me sitting there with an AK ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matchstick556 12 Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) My wife just rolls her eyes. Especially after she asks what I want for dinner and I tell her I'm not hungry because I just had a can of pasta and a Coke. Edited September 24, 2012 by Matchstick556 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spexnax 15 Posted September 24, 2012 One of my girlfriends calls my ghillie, the bear suit. And my mates are "the other bears", Together we are the care bears. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted September 24, 2012 So I was playing last night and my wife was watching me for the first time. I spawned in Elektro and began to gear up. It was night time and after seeing me skulking around the city, eating food off out of alley ways and drinking soda's off the floor and avoiding the stumbling zombies she makes this comment."This game could be changed from a zombie game" -Wife"Oh yeah? How?" -Me"Well those zombies really just look like drunk guys. And you are obviously a bum. In this game you are basically a bum that has to eat trash and avoid drunk guys that want to kick your ass" -WifeLMAO. Well if that ain't the truth. Anyone else get any unique responses to the game?My wife just thinks it is stupid and thinks I am stupid for spending so much time playing it, so at least she is trying to see the fun. She could not even appreciate a helicopter battle I got into yesterday that ended up killing five people (A buddy and I from my chopper and three people in the other chopper). I get it when I am running through the forest but she could not even appreciate and awesome battle. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted September 24, 2012 My wife just grabs me from behind and screams while in game wearing a headset. It usually results in a heart attack. It really sucks cause not only holding tab to look around for you guys, but I have to look over my shoulder also in real life. My neck hurts. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Never 237 Posted September 24, 2012 One of my girlfriends calls my ghillie, the bear suit. And my mates are "the other bears", Together we are the care bears.Or she thinks your all hairy gays... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted September 24, 2012 My wife's only comment came after i was sniped by some knob-end..again and i began cursing loudly at the monitor."Remind me not to hang around you when the apocalypse starts, you just get killed all the time."What could i say?She's in the basement now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
