What the weirdest thing you've ever seen a hacker do?

[colekern 1364]

I remembered this time where these hackers saved my life (http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/89097-it-happened-again/),and was just wondering if hackers have done something weird like that to you. I one time read somewhere that a guys avatar got turned into a goat by hackers. Has that happened to any of you?

[JarethJams 87]

On elektro hill rushing snipers when i hear music playing and I see a rabbit hopping towards me. It stops and then moves again. The hacker dropped a satchel and booom.

[alcatraz968 100]

Hacker TP me to his police car with a buddy inside and told me to start saying stupid stuff for him. When i start running around, the game lagged and it took a minute for him to kill me. 30 seconds in i started saying im invisible.

[DemonGroover 8836]

I had decided to get a zombie train and do a conga line down the airfield in Calamar, Lingor. I proceeded to run up and down the length of the airfield when suddenly i heard a voice (God) saying "I will fix your Zombie problem!". Suddenly all the zombies following me dropped dead. I continued to run and saw a cow on the runway. It dropped dead and God spoke again "I have provided meat!". God continued to kill zombies for me until he grew bored and said "Peace brother!"

To be honest i actually didnt want him to kill all the zombies and i proceeded to round up 70 or so zombies before deciding to see how many i could kill from the ATC. I was totally overrun and killed in minutes.

So where was God then????

[Angel Knight 427]

The answer to the thread title:

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/92415-parachuting-out-of-a-boat-even-hackers-are-jealous/

[terex 322]

Spawned cows everywhere and put a tractor on the tallest building in Chern.. I found it up there and drove it off, video up on my youtube if you want to see..

Edited September 17, 2012 by terrex

[puppetworx 474]

Play DayZ without crying, I've never actually seen it though.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

THIS IS A TRUE STORY:

I was sniping outside Cherno and this guy named "Psycho" teleports right next to me. His face looks like the Heath Leader's version of the joker, and he's doing this crazy dance that I didn't even know you could do. (Obviously was running a script.) He was also blaring dubstep over his mic. I quickly told the admin of the server over Teamspeak and he was promptly banned...But thats the craziest thing I've ever had happened to me by a hacker.

I'll never be the same. Ever.

Edited September 17, 2012 by Slazors92

[Sarevok (DayZ) 10]

Never been killed by a hacker, never seen one. Only ever found their stuff.

EDIT: Ok scratch that, just died by some asshole hacker..... I saw a tent, he shot at me, I ran away, then he teleported behind me and shot me in the head.... This game man......

Edited September 17, 2012 by Sarevok

[Dreadsauce 22]

Gentlemen, I present to you my first encounter with a hacker in DayZ.

Dreadsauce feebly dragged himself across the field, his shattered legs in tow. He had fractured them as he attempted to evade a zombie in a barn; the pain was too great for him to attempt to stand. All he could do was scoot along the ground, crossbow in hand, hoping that the living dead did not spot him.

After several minutes of this, he stopped, head on the dirt. He could go on no further; he was exhausted and without sustenance, not a single can of beans on his persona. He breathed heavily and waited for sweet, malodorous death to take him.

In the midst of writing his mental last will in testament, he stopped. There was an odd noise coming from above, a harsh breeze. He flipped onto his back and looked up.

It was amazing. A mint-condition, fresh-out-of-the-hanger, shining Huey was slowly descending onto the field. Each turn of the mighty rotors bent grass and kicked up dust. Coughing and sputtering, Dreadsauce could only watch as the vehicle touched down feet away from him.

The pilot, a man in a bandit-mask with crazed green eyes, got out of the pilot seat, leaning out the door to stare at him.

"COME. GET ON."

"I... what is this? Some sort of trick? Why haven't you killed me?"

Dread couldn't believe it, for he was sure that in front of him was a living legend, one of the mysterious god-like entities known as "Hackers", bestowed with the ability to do whatever they please. How else could this man have gotten a brand-new helicopter, and known where to find him?

The Hacker shook his head, his voice scolding. "THE BROCHOPPER DOES NOT KILL THE LIVING. THE BROCHOPPER PICKS UP BROS."

"Bro...chopper?"

"BROCHOPPER. GET ON, BRO."

Dreadsauce's eyes grew wide; he had to consider the offer for merely a second.

He swung himself upright, clasping the floor of the chopper. The pilot grasped his arm, hauling him up for him to take his place on the right machinegun. He didn't need to walk or really stand to operate it, so his broken legs were no impediment.

There was a great lurch as the Huey took to the skies again, leaving just in time to avoid a horde of the undead.

The Brochopper was on the prowl.

---

The Brochopper would go onto pick up many more Bros, slaying many zombies and saving many survivors.

The Brochopper, the hacker and the crew of Bros would perish in a fiery explosion on the coast outside Kamenka as a result of a failed backflip..

May they rest in peace.

[Hetstaine 10852]

I had a rabbit seemingly follow me, maybe i was just paranoid. I had trekked up to the top right corner of the map in the last on map grid when i noticed this rabbit behind me sillouhetted on the rise. I scoped him with the dmr and he hopped beow the rise and i thought ok whatever, just a rabbit. Cruised up the hill i was going to use to look into the wastelands and when i hit the top i saw the rabbit was closer to me on another rise, just sitting there. Scoped him and he dipped below again. So this time i am like..ooookaaay.

I ran to the rise that the rabbit had just dipped below and saw it running into the forest edge and stop. Being about 4 am in game time it was starting to freak me out. I watched it for a bit and it ended up disappearing into the forest.I legged it back to the hill i had just left and started my trek along the top edge of the map. Did not see the rabbit behind me again but every other rabbit i saw in the next hour or so made me a bit uneasy. Fuckers still do.

[sniperteam6 8]

Yesterday, on an SG500 server, I logged in at a forest location between Stary and Nary Sobor. A hacker with a ghillie was in front walking towards me.I have read of them spawning next to you and kill you. So I shot him with my AS50. Nothing. He never responded back. Then I aimed again, shot him, nothing. Did not die.

I said screw it, I aborted. Did not want to lose 24 days of pure bliss on a hacker.

[Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) 4521]

Met a random guy on a US server at the NW airfield as me and ma squad were filming a sweep of the are, whilst camped on overwatch at the west im suddenly teleported to a random are where i see two boxes and a guy in the soldier outfit, i just think "aww shit just my luck",

He opens direct comms and says "im the great and powerful so and so, in one of these boxes i bring you end game, choose carefully now, muwahahaha"

I kinda thought i might go ahead and play his game but then no, i decided to just really dissapoint him. I open my comms and said "Well mate actually thanks for the offer but no thanks, you see im pretty well geared and im with my squad at the NW airfield filming a raid when you TP'd me here... soo sorry to be a bummer but fancy taking me back??"

So i sat in silence for a second thinking "he's just gonna shoot me" then he spoke again, "Oh really, errr, you sure i mean none of the boxes are actually trapped. they are both full?? i mean take anything you need" to witch i replied "Look mate it's really nice of you but im cool, i just kinda wanna get back, stuffs going down and i need to guide them"

"Oh... ok then" (his voice sounded so depressed!) "ill take you back, last chance...." trying to get me to have a look in the box, "No mate just wanna head back" Next thing i know im back next to ma mate where i was... and he was gone, i think i kinda upset the dude, lol awell!

[CM LEGION 29]

i got teleported and died one time

[mibz0r 141]

I was ignored, don't really know how to take it, TBH I think I may need counselling :(