A bandit, axe guy, hero, camo man... and a short journey

[Hetstaine 10852]

Logged in, 30 people in game, vet server. My plan was to simply get across too Skalisty and log out where our group would meet up for tomorrow nights session. Being Dayz and being the proud owner of a can of Dew, shit was to go six ways from Sunday very quickly.

I started heading down the hill just on the mainland opposite Skalisty, heard some shots in the distance so i proned and reversed under a tree to have a look around. Spotted a guy shooting down the road, probably at zeds seeing as how his primary was shouldered and he was using a mak. Instakilled by the tree. Fuck the Dew.

New plan, get to mydead dude and get that fucking Dew.

Spawn at Komarovo, run to small port buildings and score an axe. Head for the military/hospital camp near Balota..this is where the fun starts. I cruise up to the outside of the wire and start axing zeds , this wookie dude pops up with an m4a1/a3 ? cco and says hi, i wait for the shot but nothing, he pops the zeds, i say thanks then he jumps the wall and bandages me. Sweet. I vault in and he says here take this, i see mags on the ground so pick up, its an m9 sd. Cool as, i say thanks and then he says , can you see it, i see nothing, say no, thinking he must have dropped something else, food or bandages or whatever. Then he says..can you see the box ? I think great..then zap. Tele'd . water.

Respawn at Komarovo. Bandit runs past me so i give chase saying hey dude..where are you in such a rush to ?

I look to my right and see another guy with an axe, survivor gear on. He takes out some zeds and says g'day..

the bandit then runs up and is saying 'kill me man..kill me ! '. Axe guy is trying to kill another zed when he swipes the bandit by mistake. He is like 'shit!' I laugh and tell him he wanted to die so its all good.

I ask if i can hang with him and we run together chatting for a bit, he tells me he is from Maryland, we talk about duping and thank fuck the tents are working now and whatnot.

We head in to find me some axe action , which i find in a port building , we take out some zeds and head outside then run into another bandit then Camo guy immediately after..

Camo guy being gunned up takes out our increasing zed problem..

i bandage and we all head out for Balota, Bandit boy still unarmed, possibly a good thing.

I am marvelling at the fact we are all running together and rather enjoying myself lol. Camo guy keeps looking suspiciously over his shoulder at my axe and i cannot help but laugh a little bit at our weird little coastal group.

We make the outskirts of Balota...

..and i am Mike Tyson'd , Camo man comes to the rescue and bandages, over direct its a bit panicky but very efficient and i am epi penned and on my feet in no time.

We check everywhere, axe man scores an akm but i dont think he gets any ammo, hangars are empty.

Bandit boy is asking for an axe..but the zeds attack again so axeman has no time to drop it , i manage to bandage Bandit boy who is hit and bleeding, Camo man takes out the zeds. Notice bandit boy is now in survivor suit so he must have penned me ?

Just as we all group up shots ring out , full auto pings all around us and we group behind a trashed vehicle..

clearly the shooter has not met Camo man and does not know rule 1..don't fuck with Camo man. I volunteer to run out as bait and sprint into the open, shots are exchanged..

He now understands rule 1. I score a mak and 5 mags and we head for the tents. Camo man and axe man spot a dude in the distance down the road, then another with him. We hold our ground and wait..start hearing 'friendly incoming..friendly incoming' ..

Ok, looks like our group is either getting bigger or its gonna be a shoot out, they run up and stop in he middle of our group..another bandit and a weird white skinned dude.

Then it happens..

and of course..

So the group is dispersed to all spawn points of the coast, boo. I end up at Elektro and see a guy running with a flashlight in hand , zeds on his tail, he sees me and says ' follow me..i am detaining you, be warned.. i have a flashlight !' i say 'ok man, just be careful with that thing ! ' and we run into the church. Apparently i am bleeding, he swears he is not giving me fellatio and drops down and bandages. I tell him there is what appears to be a satchel charge placed behind him..

Looking around we notice charges in every corner so we gtfo. I shout out a thanks and head for Cherno looking for any sign of Axeman, Camo man and Bandit boy . On the outskirts i hear a heli so run in to investigate, a chopper is doing laps of the city and i can hear machine gun fire.

I see what may possibly be Bandit boy ahead so i run up to him, he has an lmg of some sort and is popping rounds at the chopper..he says ' hi again dude, i dont want these guys plopping any more crates around as the server is overloaded with weapons ' i just hang back and watch the action..

Then another bandit pops in and starts saying to Bandit boy..what are you doing man ? why are you doing this ? Bandit boy keeps shooting at the chopper..

and inevitably..

Respawn at Cherno ..

Grab the only supplies i will more than likely need..

hit the firestation and see what may possibly be an old friend of mine..

and Bandit boy ?

I manage to grab a g17 in the station and get an m1911 plus ammo at the shops and then an axe on the outskirts. I head out to attempt to get to my original dead body and that can of Dew. Spot a running along the beach and call out to him, he is hesitant and keeps his distance, damn axe.

I stash my axe and tell him i have a gun he can use if he wants, then place it down on the road with three mags and back off. He grabs it then salutes, i give him a quick salute in return and we head off in opposite directions.

Then boo..

So stuff knows what that is ..overhacked server lol ? Can't know, but people were being kicked constantly as well as 10-15 deaths at a time popping up at a time. The 15-20 minutes us four different skinned chars cruised together was pretty cool and so was only being shot at by one other guy the whole time, felt like it was many many months ago until the scriptees ruined the fun.

Now, i wonder if i can rejoin and get my death dealing Dew.

Edited September 13, 2012 by Hetstaine

[Draxx (DayZ) 61]

Hey Hetstaine,

nice post. I like your story with the added screenshots. Got my beanzzzzzz :)

Damn hackers - but it was a funny group! And very nice to share the extra weapon with this guy.

I also have a bandit skin (I am the sniper in my clan) and it is cool that you did not kill him on sight.

[FLMedic Doc 16]

Super legit. I don't know about others, but this is almost equivalent to commentaries on youtubers, well done!

SHUT UP and take my beans ;)

MAKE MOARRRRR

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Effing A Het loved this shit! Meh beanz as well!

[Fabik 71]

EPIC! :D :thumbsup:

[mibz0r 141]

What can I say, apart from, You have my beans

[Bentron 0]

Great story! Sounds like an Epic adventure!

[straw 5]

classic shit, reminds me of my everydays plays

[ptk (DayZ) 178]

well done het.

p.s. cocoa cola sucks!!!! drink pepsi hehe...

[martink8190@gmail.com 149]

That was pretty enjoyable and I value you took your time to share this! beans your way

[DeadShaun 25]

Great!!! :beans: for you. :)

[SiiriXX 159]

Great post and even better story!

The dog came out of the box? lol

[puppetworx 474]

[lordopeth 274]

Good read man!

[Hetstaine 10852]

Cheers all :) was a good run even though i lost my 10 or so day old dude to the tree of pain. The dog was one of the scriptees, he said 'watch this i'm a dog ...woof !' then proceeded to run around like dogs do when the owner just gets home and they go all bat crazy and shit. Seemed not one of the scriptees liked it when you either did not take something from their 'gift' box or shot at their toys.

I found my 'flashlight detainee fellatio bandager' later when i rejoined but unfortunately he was dead just outside of the church, right next to one of my dead bodies where i had never been and with gear on me i never even had. I even supped on a pepsi..so it was a strange night ;)

[Gavalin 90]

I can not give you beanz apparently I have given too many today! I will post to tell you Kudo's good sir though! I was working on a bit of a movie before I re-formated my computer. *Sniffles* Yea nub mistake didn't save all the vid's. Even had some green mount vids of the zombies their eyes were -shining- in my NVG was so freaky. Alas nothing else scurry happened just like 15 z's coming at me. Was a cool video though of them getting mowed over by an Mod 0.

Ok enough babbling from me good show chap! As someone said MOAR!