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Vey I BECAME und HACKER

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Meh name is Anuz Nodule III. Und eh am aged 16. Zis is muh stori.

Vell to tell you ze truth meh step father fingered me..... at ze virst ah hated him ya! but mit care worker (und nice guy called "Spaz") taught me zat it wasn't mi fault at all: it vas society's fault und zat I was superior to everybody else ZIEG HEIL!!! und that I had to hate other people cos eh didn't fit in or something.. Zat didn't stop 'herr Uncle Salty' from continuing to finger me even zo eh feigned sleep und ectoplasmosis....

Anyvays,Eh found zis game where I thought eh cod finger other people cos my step Dadddie did it to me. Ok I was bullied in skool n stuff. Und next Poland!!!

Oh noz - he's knocking on my der door. Oooohnooz.............

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After making this post, I hope he uses 2 fingers next time. Dumbass!

I vote for the whole fist.

And record it.

And sell it.

Also, +1 for OP. You got a laugh out of me.

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Zis is nacht relevaunt to Day Zed General Discushun. Iamf afraid-

Oh fuck it, I can't do the inflections.

Hackers suck. Zee end.

Closed.

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