Good times

[M O N S T E R 599]

Fresh spawn into Electro.

First item I find?

Mountain Dew. The only loot in the entire building. Whether or not somebody picked it all clean and left only it behind I have no idea, but eager for adventure, I picked it up and shoved it into my pocket.

Not long after, I found an Assault Pack (The one with 12 slots, which isn't fantastic). I had never seen one before, so perhaps the Dew was working it's magic for once? Seconds later, I stumble upon an AKM. Awesome!

Knowing I was on a lucky streak, I made my way further into the city; ending up inside the church. I heard somebody running around behind the building after I pluck a Makarov and three clips from the ground. I aim at the door, ready to pump them full of lead at any moment. I continued hearing the footsteps behind me, so I unzoomed - only to find a turban shoved up my ass.

Great.

I turn around and run back a few steps, the male who decided he'd like to know what was behind my lower cheeks also running backwards and straight through the wall from where he'd come. A hacker.

He then continued to run around me in circles, pissing me off for a good thirty seconds before I went over direct chat and told him to fuck off; so he shot me in the head.

GOOD TIMES.

-MONSTER

[Inception. 9443]

Mmm, I found my mountain dew like that. It was in an industrial building.

It was just sitting there...taunting me. But I still have kept it ever since.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST THE MOUNTAIN DEW. MAN, WHAT IS THIS?

[Thadeum 103]

Having a mountain dew makes you think you have some sort of superpower allowing you to insult any hacker cheater.

[belzibhaal 21]

It was me. Sorry Monster.

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

Just drink it and live that life cursed. Irl I would so drink every damn Dew I found!

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

Awh, well I think he planted the Mountain Dew with a script to find whoever was holding it. I swear hackers plant them around to do different things to players. I once got one, went for diner, logged into a server, and insta-died. Not sure if it was just bad luck, or the Dew...

[Nick2389 54]

Damn, I knew I should not have drank those 2 Mountain Dews lol

[M O N S T E R 599]

Don't see how it is fun at all.

-MONSTER

[speca 193]

NO ONE CARES MONSTER D:<

[joeoblong@yahoo.com 614]

NO ONE CARES MONSTER D:<

I care!

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

NO ONE CARES MONSTER D:<

You can only post in so many threads before having to make your own, no matter the topic!

:lol:

[M O N S T E R 599]

Ran to Electro again on a different server. Getting shot at by an As50 from sniper hill, so I decide to flank from the coast; but suddenly I hear a noise through direct chat. I tell the idiot in my call to shut up for a moment and I look around, only seeing a sheep. Then I hear it again; "Baah, baah." was he pretending to be the animal?

So I walk over to see if it was, as it looked like it had a backpack on. I press the button for direct chat and as soon as I say "Are you-" he blows up, killing me.

Sigh.

-MONSTER

[puppetworx 474]

[HighPiez 59]

Pfff mountain dew is lucky, current life and the 1st thing i found was mountain dew. 1 trip to the NW airfield got me a m4a1 holo + m24 + NVG's.

[Dr Cheese 100]

A sad tale indeed and I empathise fully with your reaction to this unfortunate turn of events. I did however find this:

...a turban shoved up my ass.

-MONSTER

strangely arousing, so some good came of it.

[M O N S T E R 599]

Not arousing for me, unfortunately.

-MONSTER

[Dr Cheese 100]

Have some beans maybe that will make you feel better

[01da 218]

What is this game, and how do i play it?

[M O N S T E R 599]

Okay, I've finished my session of Day Z for the day and died about 5 times; mainly from hackers.

Oh well - there's always tomorrow~!

-MONSTER

[zombie3000@hotmail.co.uk 27]

Try lower populated servers. Less chance of meeting hackers but less interaction with other players...which may be a good thing if you're trying to gear up.