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Killed By a Mountain

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Last week i was nearly killed by a tent, however this week i think the tent had recruited a mountain to finish me off.

i had died and had just gatherd my spare equipment from my tent.

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Fumble, stumble, die. A girl at my school slid down from a mountain once during the winter. Finally she stopped on a tree trunk, right smack in the middle of her crotch. They said she had a blue pussy for a month after that...

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Fumble, stumble, die. A girl at my school slid down from a mountain once during the winter. Finally she stopped on a tree trunk, right smack in the middle of her crotch. They said she had a blue pussy for a month after that...

Dude..

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