I've moved on from the bicycle. Yes, I said it.

[Inception. 9443]

Throughout my times in DayZ, the Bicycle [deservation of the 'proper noun' category] has been my best friend. Silent, quick and efficient. I love it to death.

But then I found a motorcycle. A motorcycle with an erotic paint job.

It is the same speed as the UAZ onroad and offroad. It's easy to conceal and the rev sounds awesome.

Of course, the storage is fucking horrible but that doesn't matter. This is the ultimate solo vehicle.

Although, I do have in my group my GAZ and bus, a UAZ and another bus to choose from, but I will always ride along side my companions in the motorcycle.

On that note, it is really an underrated vehicle.

P.S. I have a motorcycle and you do not, regardless of what you say.

EDIT: Actually, the motorcycle is faster both on road and offroad when compared to the UAZ. 84 KM/H onroad and 55 KM/H offroad, where as the UAZ is 83 KM/H onroad and 48 KM/H offroad.

EDIT #2: WHAT AM I SAYING?! I shall use both. I AM THE BIKE GOD

Edited September 1, 2012 by Inception.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

You're such a fool. That bike was your loyal friend. He never demanded gas from you, or a complicated engine system, or a gas tank to hold that fuel. All he wanted you to do was pedal him. And now you're leaving him. Deep in the dark woods of chernarus, cold and alone for that whoreish, high maintenance motorcycle.

You're a terrible person.

[Inception. 9443]

You're such a fool. That bike was your loyal friend. He never demanded gas from you, or a complicated engine system, or a gas tank to hold that fuel. All he wanted you to do was pedal him. And now you're leaving him. Deep in the dark woods of chernarus, cold and alone for that whoreish, high maintenance motorcycle.

You're a terrible person.

Actually no, I'm keeping at camp and I shall use him when there are more players on the server for that silent attribute.

I'M SORRY

[amaROenuZ 144]

ATV has em both beat. :P

[Buffjesus 357]

the bike is the ultimate solo vehicle

motorbike is the ultimate duo vehicle

since you can just get off/on vehicles to fix them bikes are just too damn good

ATV has em both beat. :P

at being the worst vehicle in the game, yes ATV #1

Edited September 1, 2012 by Buffjesus

[AG-D.Wright 56]

ATV has em both beat. :P

Drive over a bridge and then say that :D

[Fitzkrieg 129]

Whenever I go solo: Bicycle! Got a friend? Motorcycle! Got extra ammo? Shoot the ATV!

[amaROenuZ 144]

I don't drive either of them! I haven't been able to hang onto a vehicle for long, ever.

[Herb (DayZ) 121]

and then you flip and die

[AG-D.Wright 56]

Whenever I go solo: Bicycle! Got a friend? Motorcycle! Got extra ammo? Shoot the ATV!

Oh that brings back a great memory. Two guys driving East of Elektro on an ATV, lit them up with my MK48. I got the driver and my buddy killed the other (Suprisingly) with the L85. It was a glorious moment. Ironically enough from my post above we drove over a bridge and flipped it...Then we shot it until it exploded and continued on our way. It was great.

Edited September 1, 2012 by Slazors92

[merrfack 90]

I want a Tricycle!!!!

[☣BioHaze☣ 7337]

I've had the same self repairing glitch spawn motorcycle for almost a week now.

I'll be sad when it's gone.

[Inception. 9443]

ATV has em both beat. :P

It flips so easily :/

[Inception. 9443]

I've had the same self repairing glitch spawn motorcycle for almost a week now.

I'll be sad when it's gone.

Self repairing glitch? No no, it's not a glitch, that's part of the game :D

[Buffjesus 357]

Self repairing glitch? No no, it's not a glitch, that's part of the game :D

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[Inception. 9443]

#1000

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PART OF HISTORY

I THINK IT'S PART OF THE GAME

[RaysGoodLiquor 93]

Point A to point B, yes, I'll take the motorcycle. I can carry another person, plus gear/parts to repair another vehicle. I still get all warm inside when I go back to my camp and see that bike hiding under the water.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

Point A to point B, yes, I'll take the motorcycle. I can carry another person, plus gear/parts to repair another vehicle. I still get all warm inside when I go back to my camp and see that bike hiding under the water.

You can get it out of the water? I've been in two situations where the bike went in water and was 100% irretrievable, haha

[Ajvkorn 72]

why nobody has posted this, idk!

[Inception. 9443]

You can get it out of the water? I've been in two situations where the bike went in water and was 100% irretrievable, haha

Mmm, I once drove a friend's bicycle into the water and I couldn't retrieve it.

[RaysGoodLiquor 93]

Mmm, I once drove a friend's bicycle into the water and I couldn't retrieve it.

Hmm, have you tried different water?

[Inception. 9443]

Hmm, have you tried different water?

I drove it into the ocean [coast] and I also have driven one into Pobeda Dam.