Stuff bad DayZ players say/do

[galhast 6]

I got really excited when I read that other thread "Shit DayZ players say". Then I realised he meant something entirely different, so I made this thread.

Please note that I in fact said/did most of these myself, because I was a bad bad noob when I started

"I'll be fine" <- me before trying to swim to an island because it had a heli spawn

"I'm just gonna pick up that flare, I can't see anything"

"Crawl to sneak past players. It's quieter."

"No you don't need a toolbox to fix a car"

"Yes you need a toolbox to refuel a car"

"I'll be fine" <- me before climbing one of those leg-breaking watchtowers at NWAF

"Can you hear that car? Lets meet them on the road, they might let us ride!"

"If you run around fast enough, people won't see you"

"No, we don't need a spotter. I can see you guys fine with my sniper rifle"

"Save Tent is how you steal other peoples tents, you like, save it from them"

"Crouch running makes you invisible to zombies even in the daytime"

"People can't hear you from outside a building"

Edited August 22, 2012 by galhast

[resin_ 97]

I'm dead.

[Baelethal 102]

"Frag out"

[Ozelot (DayZ) 394]

"friendly"

[aru_azif 70]

kebab

[Sadisto 28]

"Alt+F4"

Why can't they just accept it?! it's your own damn fault for running around this field without any type of cover!

[Azrail (DayZ) 211]

"No you don't need a toolbox to fix a car"

this one is actually true.

[BlksnshN 127]

Anyone who climbs up the ladder on the outside of the Fire station tower in Cherno or Elektro. Or sits stationary in one of the windows in the fire stations.

[smore98 225]

"I have a MK 48 mk0 to trade!"

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

You... don't need a toolbox to fix a car.

Really.

[fosty99 160]

"No you don't need a toolbox to fix a car"

You don't