Make DayZ equal to real life

[bolek 5]

Dear Sirs,

Please add sex hunger to the game.

Man must find woman to make love, not war. Or die from zombie or other players.

[Honest Bill 37]

And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?

[[email protected] 2]

This is a game not match.com lol. Pixel perv <_< :facepalm:

[Chimaera 68]

And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?

I'm sure they will "come" to some sort of agreement ... on how stupid this thread is :P

[Bobcomss 189]

And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?

die in a glorious orgasm explosion of epicness

[Mirazoka 15]

abrupt masturbation in the woods when the meter runs out

emphasis on abrupt, could just be in the middle of a battle

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

They will become blind and their hairy palms will stop them being able to forage for food.

Edited August 14, 2012 by Fraggle

[Honest Bill 37]

abrupt masturbation in the woods when the meter runs out

emphasis on abrupt, could just be in the middle of a battle

Haha.. oh dear, while sneaking up behind a sniper... Imagine his surprise when he turns around....

Ok.. I think i have contributed far too much to this.

[BL1P 252]

would we get a new Icon called a wank-o-meter ?

[Mos1ey 6301]

Stop stealing my ideas plz. Thx.

[Caplock 9]

I spent about 5 minutes thinking of what to say to this just cause of how stupid this is. This adds nothing to the game.

[NightRipper 284]

Two words: QWOP Mechanics.

/thread

[schrapple 119]

Are you serious? people instantly kill everyone they see, how on earth are two people ever going to communicate long enough to arrange sex without shooting each other. (and yes I do realize how many openings for cheesey jokes I included)

[Chimaera 68]

Your just giving them another special way to kill you if you have got it in your hands at the time

The Wank Kill ?

The Lust Kill?

I dont even want to contribute anymore aaaargh

[Wiley 49]

The opportunities for necrophilia comments are legion here, but I just can't seem to allow myself to post them...

[schrapple 119]

The opportunities for necrophilia comments are legion here, but I just can't seem to allow myself to post them...

I am also truly amazed that this one stopped here, come on interweb you can do better than this.

[[GLT] Legislator 25]

And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?

--> blood loss! :thumbsup:

[xDIx Revenge 51]

What if i prefer pigs.....?

[Snapalapagus 2]

Yeah let's make it just like real life!

Oh wait zombies aren't real..

Edited August 15, 2012 by Snapalapagus

[schrapple 119]

Yeah let's make it just like real life!

Oh wait zombies aren't real..

+1

Love how everyone gets on here wanting this and that changed so it is more "realistic", but I haven't seen one complaint that being able to sprint indefinitely and that not needing to sleep is not "realistic".

[xeaglenec 13]

Two words: QWOP Mechanics.

/thread

Two words: QWOP Mechanics.

/thread

LOOOOL. ADD THIS NOW!

[DemonGroover 8836]

Havent you seen Deliverance? In a wilderness world full of men, they all turn to one thing.

[speca 193]

Lol.

[wtfosaurus 30]

what? there is absolutely no reason for this to be implemented.