[GLT] Legislator

We wear masks only because of the fetish. :P I was pretty impressed how fast he was able to run and I have to admit it was not about killing someone, but scaring the shit out of a player. Anyway he could have lied having two friends in the background who could have beaten us in reverse. That's DayZ, the unpredictable.

Hi guys, the governor is a bad man. True story. This time he poisoned a poor guy at Rify :) Usually we don't get close enough to get in touch with other players. Either they are shooting on sight or we avoid them completely. @Den: Sorry dude whoever you were. Welcome to Woodbury. :D

Response to the new patch

You've played too much DayZ, when .... 1. when you take only coke and food cans in supermarkets (more than you actually need) without paying 2. when you mistake a campsite for a bandit camp 3. when you can carry 3 tyres in one backpack 4. when you sneak to fuel stations to steal fuel 5. when you enter hospitals by shooting at the windows 6. when you drink water in the lake next door without previously scalding it 7. when you avoid cities because of suspecting bandits being there 8. when you don't change your clothes anymore once you've got camo clothes 9. when you shoot on all people who claim to be your friend 10. when you start to gut animals on farms to cook them in the next forest 11. when you don't go swimming anymore because you're afraid of getting a cold 12. when you lay down into a burning fire to get warm 13. when you select cars by judging only the size of the trunk and the offroad abilities 14. when you develope paranoida when seeing a bush 15. when you shout around if someone might be in Chernogorsk 16. when you move in crawl-mode to avoid being discovered by other people 17. when you use smoke grenades to distract someone from yourself 18. when you reguarly check out port to scout for loot 19. when you hide bear traps in the forest hoping a survivoer will be trapped 20. when you're angry of having no matches around for a camp fire 21. when you can't move around without a map, a compass and a GPS in your own hometown 22. when you suddenly start to eat sardines like crazy 23. when you only see empty cans and empty bottles of whiskey on the street 24. when you're angry about every roadblock 25. when you start to eat tons of meat only to compensate your blood loss

--> blood loss! :thumbsup:

True. About 3 years ago I was able to record bigfoot: :lol: :lol:

You have to buy the BAF and the PMC DLC in order to get high-res textures. The content you have is onyl the free lite content being included in ArmA 2: CO

lol that was great. A gentleman hacker ... and it reminded me on the old bigfoot legends of Chernarus.

It's more or less a screenshot, but somehow related to DayZ :)

lol sorry no offense, but I had to do this -->

NEW meme .. the whiny bob