bolek 5 Posted August 14, 2012 Dear Sirs,Please add sex hunger to the game.Man must find woman to make love, not war. Or die from zombie or other players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest Bill 37 Posted August 14, 2012 And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinny_raggy@hotmail.co.uk 2 Posted August 14, 2012 This is a game not match.com lol. Pixel perv <_< :facepalm: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimaera 68 Posted August 14, 2012 And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?I'm sure they will "come" to some sort of agreement ... on how stupid this thread is :P 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bobcomss 189 Posted August 14, 2012 And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?die in a glorious orgasm explosion of epicness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mirazoka 15 Posted August 14, 2012 abrupt masturbation in the woods when the meter runs outemphasis on abrupt, could just be in the middle of a battle 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) They will become blind and their hairy palms will stop them being able to forage for food. Edited August 14, 2012 by Fraggle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest Bill 37 Posted August 14, 2012 abrupt masturbation in the woods when the meter runs outemphasis on abrupt, could just be in the middle of a battleHaha.. oh dear, while sneaking up behind a sniper... Imagine his surprise when he turns around....Ok.. I think i have contributed far too much to this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BL1P 252 Posted August 14, 2012 would we get a new Icon called a wank-o-meter ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted August 14, 2012 Stop stealing my ideas plz. Thx. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caplock 9 Posted August 14, 2012 I spent about 5 minutes thinking of what to say to this just cause of how stupid this is. This adds nothing to the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightRipper 284 Posted August 14, 2012 Two words: QWOP Mechanics./thread 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schrapple 119 Posted August 14, 2012 Are you serious? people instantly kill everyone they see, how on earth are two people ever going to communicate long enough to arrange sex without shooting each other. (and yes I do realize how many openings for cheesey jokes I included) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chimaera 68 Posted August 14, 2012 Your just giving them another special way to kill you if you have got it in your hands at the timeThe Wank Kill ?The Lust Kill?I dont even want to contribute anymore aaaargh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wiley 49 Posted August 14, 2012 The opportunities for necrophilia comments are legion here, but I just can't seem to allow myself to post them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schrapple 119 Posted August 14, 2012 The opportunities for necrophilia comments are legion here, but I just can't seem to allow myself to post them...I am also truly amazed that this one stopped here, come on interweb you can do better than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[GLT] Legislator 25 Posted August 14, 2012 And what would you suggest happens when the meter runs out?--> blood loss! :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xDIx Revenge 51 Posted August 15, 2012 What if i prefer pigs.....? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snapalapagus 2 Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) Yeah let's make it just like real life!Oh wait zombies aren't real.. Edited August 15, 2012 by Snapalapagus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schrapple 119 Posted August 15, 2012 Yeah let's make it just like real life!Oh wait zombies aren't real..+1Love how everyone gets on here wanting this and that changed so it is more "realistic", but I haven't seen one complaint that being able to sprint indefinitely and that not needing to sleep is not "realistic". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xeaglenec 13 Posted August 15, 2012 Two words: QWOP Mechanics./threadTwo words: QWOP Mechanics./threadLOOOOL. ADD THIS NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DemonGroover 8836 Posted August 15, 2012 Havent you seen Deliverance? In a wilderness world full of men, they all turn to one thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wtfosaurus 30 Posted August 15, 2012 what? there is absolutely no reason for this to be implemented. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
