Why nobody will be buying Day Z standalone

[Zymi 64]

Very good OP.

Bait and switch.

[peetgamer 10]

As long it resembles DayZ (Hardcore mode)and they adress hacking problem, lag and bugs im in for DayZ stand alone.

[Sol (DayZ) 132]

OH fucking LOL xD

I'm amazed at how many people think OP is serious... I mean, I know that sarcasm can be hard to detect sometimes but shit guys... brain dead much?

~Sol

[Revilo 156]

OH fucking LOL xD

I'm amazed at how many people think OP is serious... I mean, I know that sarcasm can be hard to detect sometimes but shit guys... brain dead much?

~Sol

Yeah, it's kind of sad, it's also terrible that people call it "trolling", it's just having a laugh.

[Sticker704 121]

Cool story bro. Needs more dragons and shit.

[Karma_UK 2]

Half Night/Half day.

It's called dusk dude.

You should go outsdie moar but watchout for the Z's IRL ;)

[ixtilion 39]

I would hit it

[Pupple 9]

Are you kidding? I'm buying just FOR the dancing zombies!

[TalkingGoats 10]

Didn't read. LOL.

If arguement on War Z vs Dead Lingor vs DayZ. Buy them all you cheap blow hard.

If standard troll complaining about "X" go outside and do something productive.

A stable stand alone version of DayZ, with some nice new features would be the greatest thing since the idea of a Zombie apocalypse.

[Gh0st93 5]

I Hope you realise that if there is sun in real life, you can see that there is half night and half day in real life too... it dosent go stright dark in matter of seconds.... and btw. if its rainy thunder grey skies. and blue on other hand, that can cause this effect.. and btw that screenshot is taken from DayZ as a "picture" and how can it be a DayZ ripoff when its the same guy making it? comeon please shoot me to become more stupid <.< i bet the real product will be insane awesome. so i am gonna buy it! :)

[chalky (DayZ) 5]

I knew he wasn't trolling and it was an obvious joke, but I'm gonna be honest and say I don't get it, and either wait for someone to be a douche and flame me or be awesome and explain it to me so I can share in the lulz.