zealous 13 Posted May 25, 2012 bicyclesthat's right, I'm talking smashed, broken, all-fucked-up bicycles that you can fix up to be your own personal mechanical war steed if you have the balls to fight the undead for a puncture repair kit.look at this sexy bitch:or how about these majestic mother fuckers, ready to take on the world, a band of badass bicycle brothers:and no one could deny this little minx, which includes a stylish flashlight up front so you can ride that slut all night long:Yeah buddy. Bicycles. Gone would be the days of jamming a pencil below your 'W' key to run in a straight line for 45 minutes. Those tedious times would be replaced with the glory of riding your beloved cycle like a total boss, no fucks given.Ride that bitch on the road and boom, it's smooth sailing. Quiet as a dead fish, so low risk of getting a crowd of zombies keen to taste you ass meat. Feel the need for some off-road action? Burning across dirt, sticks and rocks is loud as fuck! Watch out for those undead assholes. Not that you care, because you are a total gangster who fixed himself up a bike with one hand while slaying zeds and bandits simultaneously with the other. But you better bring a puncture repair kit dickhead, because you don't want to have to abandon your baby in the woods with a flat tyre. Never leave a man behind.Fucking bicycles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jorgamun 2 Posted May 25, 2012 Bicycles are perfect for this game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n7snk 13 Posted May 25, 2012 ahaha laughted my ass off as you presented it but yeah. absolutely agree with this idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivanuvo (DayZ) 117 Posted May 25, 2012 We need these. I'd totally pimp that bicycle till it shines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tleilaxu 2 Posted May 25, 2012 yeah,im all in for bicycles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkMagik 0 Posted May 25, 2012 What a beast. I'd ride that little minx all threw out the night if I could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suicide Mouse 50 Posted May 25, 2012 I want to snipe people off them as they go down a hill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zealous 13 Posted May 25, 2012 I want to snipe people off them as they go down a hill.You're stone cold. Imagine that shit. You're riding your totally sweet bike, all shiny and radical, down a gentle slope in a peaceful sunny meadow. You think to yourself "you know, despite the dead rising it's a beautiful day today. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, I have a super cool bicycle that is going to get me all the ladies. I'm sure later I'll get my set wet."Then BOOM!you're fucking dead with your brains spread across Chernarus. Brutal man, brutal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oktyabr 53 Posted May 25, 2012 I like bicycles too. I don't like suggestion threads about bicycles that don't have that word in them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zealous 13 Posted May 26, 2012 I like bicycles too. I don't like suggestion threads about bicycles that don't have that word in them.I bet you used to try and find out what your Christmas presents were before you opened them too. Fair call though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bandit Hunter 29 Posted May 26, 2012 I have a vote. This is it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zealous 13 Posted May 26, 2012 Is there a limit to the number of vehicles that are in an ARMA II server? If so, can 80% of this limit please be bicycles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
.:14A41:.Pvt.p4lztZ 3 Posted May 26, 2012 Fucking bicycles! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Defhrone 2 Posted May 26, 2012 Love it!But I'm Dutch, and we ride our bikes almost everywhere.We even have a think called a bike holiday (I wouldn't do it but some people here do)It should make squeeky noises and attract zombles doh. Well, maybe if you find a better quality bike it wouldn't, or you need to remove rust with coke or pepsi or something :)I would make the roads a bit more lively :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose4291 0 Posted May 26, 2012 I'm all for this. Definately the best and easiest way to travel in a zombie apocalypse, until someone ports over the Napoleonic Mod from OFP's horse riding ability. No need for fuel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zealous 13 Posted May 26, 2012 +1"Error You have already given as many reputation ratings as you are allowed to for today."Damn it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
therussiandong@hotmail.com 5 Posted May 26, 2012 FUCKING FUND IT ROCKET Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VLPR 1 Posted May 26, 2012 If bicycles are added, they NEED to have silly little ringing bell attached to them, which you can ring whenever you want.*ring, ring!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blergh (DayZ) 14 Posted May 26, 2012 I'd say yes. This and lots of weird ass drugs that'll make you shit bricks/minigame-super-mario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madraymond1@gmail.com 18 Posted May 26, 2012 +1"Error You have already given as many reputation ratings as you are allowed to for today."Damn it.Bitch' date=' gimme rep tommorow. I made that shit just for this thread.[/size'] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zealous 13 Posted May 26, 2012 Let's all hope it's only a matter of time before we see the most exciting changelog entry in history:*[FIXED] No bicycles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
