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I will sneak up behind you with my hatchet and HACK HACK HACK your face in!!

then some script kiddie will teleport us to thunderdome.

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Hold it, we just need to axe you some questions.

Yay a pun!

This thread started out 'meh', but you saved it.

The pun is to jokes what the limerick is to poetry: Boss.

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I don't know what dbz is, but that was funny.

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I don't know what dbz is, but that was funny.

did you not have a childhood?

the hell...

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did you not have a childhood?

the hell...

No I did not, I was born sixteen year old and angry. Goodlooking, though, in a sort of rakish way.

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No I did not, I was born sixteen year old and angry. Goodlooking, though, in a sort of rakish way.

16 years old is childhood... fuck I feel old now... *cry*

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16 years old is childhood... fuck I feel old now... *cry*

Depends. When I was sixteen I lived on my own and had a job, didn't feel like much a child at all.

I think the child/young adult/adult cut-offs are very individual, cultural differences comes into play as well.

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I googled dbz, what the hell? Dragon Ball? I AM old...

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to quote the song:

"HACK HACK HACKin' on heaven's door"

I will sneak up behind you with my hatchet and HACK HACK HACK your face in!!

then some script kiddie will teleport us to thunderdome.

shut up and take my beans!

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My secret nickname is triple axe.

You will all be axetinguished by my superior skills.

Death is your only axe-it.

I am going to take an Axe to your PC so you cant make another stupid pun like those on this thread...

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