Swineflew 480 Posted August 5, 2012 Stardate 179.3Happened to find a legend on the ancient "Internet" in regards to a primitive weapon being used to down an airship. People are still posting in this "forum" 1000 years later asking for a video, they must want a holo-recording of the event.The tale is laughable, it would be like taking out our ship with a phaser set to stun.Some cadets are still eager to see this "video" though and post about it to this very day... 18 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
U.B.C.S. Ravin 326 Posted August 5, 2012 Day -1Before making the universe, God decided to try to watch this video. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cryptex (DayZ) 24 Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) Edited August 5, 2012 by Cryptex 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cpstörd 7 Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) Edited August 5, 2012 by cpstörd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larkins 38 Posted August 5, 2012 Happened just like this: 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lennsik 176 Posted August 5, 2012 Journal Log 56.Elapsed time: -sodrnjDate: Kill kill kill kill kill killEntry: jiajgirjgiaoe[gjiaeg iseetheminmyheadiogaoijgioaergmakarovijgioajgiorjghorgheliheliheloheloheliheliheliheli..............beans the beans they look at meandiknowhteywanttoeatmeimusteatthemfirstbeforetheyeatme Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swineflew 480 Posted August 5, 2012 Happened just like this: That car is hacked in. Hope OP gets banned. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erik (DayZ) 61 Posted August 5, 2012 Thats incredible! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingus (DayZ) 429 Posted August 5, 2012 Happened just like this: Haha oh wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoRegrets 495 Posted August 5, 2012 Day 113 - Journal Entry #2217:Still waiting for the Video. I haven't seen a Video since the day the whole mysterious infection thing started. I still don't know what happened. I miss my cute kitty cat. The moon looks so peaceful, like nothing ever happened, probably it didnt, to the moon at least. The Moon is not infected as far as i can tell. He even survived the fucking dinosaurs. Man i wish i could see that video now. Sometimes i pretend to order a pizza, feels weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fonziе 159 Posted August 5, 2012 I approve of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T8TRG8TR 17 Posted August 5, 2012 where the FUCK is the video????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoRegrets 495 Posted August 5, 2012 OP is under pressure ... he wants to deliver a fancy video ... with slow mo etc 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefonztm@gmail.com 86 Posted August 5, 2012 Day 72I have assumed the video viewing submission postion. Soon I will see its glory.Day 103Still no sign of the video. I think my sores from the submission position are infected.Day unknownTHE VIDEO IS A LIE!THE VIDEO IS A LIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larrylongbottom 106 Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) So no vid OP?More like John McClainnah McClain woulda used a car Edited August 5, 2012 by funkyfrogjuice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4L4N 276 Posted August 5, 2012 Give it time , he is creating his masterpiece !Hurry up dude :( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
U.B.C.S. Ravin 326 Posted August 5, 2012 Why does this thread remind me of Duke Nukem Forever? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osirish 165 Posted August 5, 2012 Wait .... there's a video? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GodOfGrain 191 Posted August 5, 2012 I am a bit sceptical ;)The pilot was already bleeding?Perhaps the OP shot the pilot before he entered the helicopter. Then they timedthe death through blood loss with the makarov shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selgald 11 Posted August 5, 2012 Beware of the Trolls! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holykittens 5 Posted August 5, 2012 Where's the video OP? You siad there would be video OP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I2ejected 25 Posted August 5, 2012 Just sayin... I've taken down a heli with a crowbar while it was flying about 500m above me, I've just been editing the "video" for 3 weeks now. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyborg Ninja 93 Posted August 5, 2012 OP gets my beans if this all ends up being a made up story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetamsen 57 Posted August 5, 2012 he's not editing, he was waiting for alot of beans, if he had enough, he would try and recreate his story on video with his friends, and now they are trying to become famous on the web with a shitty fake video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
