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I want beards NOW!

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That is one of those absolutely ingenious ideas!

Manly beards for manly men, who survive long enough to grow one!

Beard and a hatchet is all I need!

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Hands-down, the best idea since canned beans.

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There are some beards on the head selection in your profile...just in case you didnt know.

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You need to have one in real life to have it in game.

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I want the one that grows with the days I survive, not a wussy textured one.

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I want the one that grows with the days I survive, not a wussy textured one.

Oh right, i see.

Yeah would be cool.

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I want the one that grows with the days I survive, not a wussy textured one.

Shit, I think there are more important issues at hand here without turning the game into a fucking fashion accessory outlet.

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I also want to be able to fill my water canteens with rainwater...

Great idea for the beard but I'm guessing they have other things more pressing.

I've chosen the old man beard from the character list. Makes it look like I've been in the wilderness for weeks!

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they are already there stupid.

I am sure he means having the beard appear after a certain number of days living off the land, but nice job making an eloquent point.

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He continued, “Xegis Solutions had several teams of researchers embedded with these troops to make observations on their combat effectiveness. The results were overwhelming, out of the 50 soldiers with beards, zero were wounded or killed and they had a significantly higher accuracy of fire than the soldiers without beards. The soldiers lacking beards had a higher rate of weapons malfunctions and basically, shit went wrong most of the time.”

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"It's settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times. Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well."

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Having a beard makes you a pro and god among men.

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