sheephunter 19 Posted July 31, 2012 SO I'm young, single and looking for a good time with an infected chick.Unfortunately it's a bit of a sausage fest in there. While that might suit most of you fags...and I accept there are the wooly alternatives, I wouldn't mind being chased around the countryside by a bunch of moaning women.Would allow for a bit more realism if she dropped a can of pasta after I kill her. Well obviously she was just whipping up some lunch when I interrupted her....More believable than farmers or mechanics.So....where's all the bitches at?!?!?! 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 31, 2012 Considering they aren't dead, it wouldn't be necrophilia ;] 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawc 63 Posted July 31, 2012 (edited) So....where's all the bitches at?!?!?!Probably in beta. Edited July 31, 2012 by Hawc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted July 31, 2012 They're immune. Who do you think is holding up in all those locked houses? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doom4mr 135 Posted July 31, 2012 (edited) lol you psycho!female zombies walking to Chernarus from Utes so it will take some time... probably...Rocket said there is some animation problems or something. Edited July 31, 2012 by DooM4MR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Satanic Bean 5 Posted July 31, 2012 If you do find one watch out, I heard they have some pretty nasty diseases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arganth 6 Posted July 31, 2012 They're immune. Who do you think is holding up in all those locked houses?probably not woman, else you would find them in the kitchen ;)als as we all know: its a dangerous world outside the kitchen.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadcow 41 Posted July 31, 2012 Half of the zed you see are women... its russia, remember? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sumdum 29 Posted July 31, 2012 It's all clear now... The zombie apocalyse was started by WOMEN! They're all safe somewhere while us men get turned and eaten! Foul succubi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Verril1 1 Posted August 1, 2012 I'm sure female infected will be added later on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demonize 15 Posted August 1, 2012 There are infected nuns at Kabanino. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flospy 8 Posted August 1, 2012 All the women are alive because they're smarter than you douches.That's why you only see alive women.You see them rarely, too, because they have an amazing underground lesbian civilization where you dicks are not welcome. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kerobi 0 Posted August 1, 2012 when you pee afterwards, it probably feels like peeing barbed wire.. just sayin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longbwai 18 Posted August 1, 2012 In the movies every zombie tells a story. Like the one with the hospital robe with arse exposed at back. Or wearing a suit and still clutching that brief case. The hare krishna with small cymbals. So my question is:Is it entirely unfeasible (maybe not in DayZ) that there was a topless calendar shoot going on somewhere when shit went down and they got infected? Resulting in a horde of topless infected hotties running at me. Honestly wouldnt know what to do. Fight or drool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoffa (DayZ) 71 Posted August 1, 2012 Female zombies? Have you even seen a kitchen in this game? Once? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evoxtom 142 Posted August 1, 2012 They're not in game just yet... They're so hot they cause artifacts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
s.taylor.75@gmail.com 23 Posted August 1, 2012 There's no women on the internet obv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dickhat 99 Posted August 1, 2012 You know how this goes.World ends.No women around.Dudes start getting huh... you know... restless.See zombie chick still in okay conditions.I'll let your imagination take over now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaznap 18 Posted August 1, 2012 SO I'm young, single and looking for a good time with an infected chick.Unfortunately it's a bit of a sausage fest in there. While that might suit most of you fags...and I accept there are the wooly alternatives, I wouldn't mind being chased around the countryside by a bunch of moaning women.Would allow for a bit more realism if she dropped a can of pasta after I kill her. Well obviously she was just whipping up some lunch when I interrupted her....More believable than farmers or mechanics.So....where's all the bitches at?!?!?!Maybe it is just that all of the women are immune to the infection? Higher tolerance vs what ever is causing this walking Z's (and crawling aaaand those weird jumping ones) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ankhenaten 111 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) The Walking dead have taught us they are not worthy of a zapocalypse.1.) Shags your best pal as soon she thinks your dead and possibly gets a child from him2.) Can't handle a gun3.) Loses her child, is all cheery that her beating husband dies then fancies the redneck ... :|4.) Commits suicide5.) Dies6.) Shags the token Asian Nerd guy stereotypeUseless. :P Edited August 1, 2012 by Ankhenaten 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-NGR- Larkinto 87 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) Probably in beta the kitchen.Fixed. Edited August 1, 2012 by -NGR- Larkinto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SixZoSeven 20 Posted August 1, 2012 The women certainly couldnt of driven away. The reason for this? Read the second word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToY SoLDiER (DayZ) 31 Posted August 1, 2012 Oh my god, this made me laugh hard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
