How doez a dev team mess up da patch dis badly?

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

He will make a better patch when the following criteria is met:

1. You recognise its Alpha

2. You go back to school

3. Google SPAG - Spelling, punctuation and Grammar

4. You go make me a grilled cheese sandwich mother fucker.

y u acting lyke a dyke teacher? n1 cares go bak 2 your cave n play video games the whole summa without leav'n da house.

[nacho_machoman 3]

daveee what you type is not a language. It is a lack of education and will to succeed in life. Rather than playing this game and whining about it go back to the second grade it would do you some good. Check and Mate you ungrateful stereotype.

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

Steam iz selling ARMA2 w advertising day-z, we payed for a peice of shyt game meng.

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

daveee what you type is not a language. It is a lack of education and will to succeed in life. Rather than playing this game and whining about it go back to the second grade it would do you some good. Check and Mate you ungrateful stereotype.

STOP B'N RACIST DIS IS HOW WE TAUGHT IN BROOKLYN

GO catch some fresh shrimp and eat it on the swamp, redneck.

Edited July 30, 2012 by BigDaddyDavee

[lordopeth 274]

Steam iz selling ARMA2 w advertising day-z, we payed for a peice of shyt game meng.

I before E except after C.

[maclawa 10]

^{This hurts my head to read.}

[ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125]

Im just going to reel of lyrics i have written untill you stop posting.

It's such a treacherous journey through your mothers obsurdly huge cervix you had to learn to walk before that bitch gave birth to you, Her vaginal cavity is like wonderland every week she fucks about a 100man, i was fisting that bitch the other day and im sure somebody shook my hand.

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

I before E except after C.

Y u singing grade skool songz?

[McLovinCR 29]

Why you don't go and play some GTA: San Andreas... seriously.

Can you please type correctly? The world will be a better place.

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

Im just going to reel of lyrics i have written untill you stop posting.

It's such a treacherous journey through your mothers obsurdly huge cervix you had to learn to walk before that bitch gave birth to you, Her vaginal cavity is like wonderland every week she fucks about a 100man, i was fisting that bitch the other day and im sure somebody shook my hand.

u have alot of free time in dat empty brain of yours, you like 2 go shrimp'n?

[Tex Willer 47]

Im just going to reel of lyrics i have written untill you stop posting.

It's such a treacherous journey through your mothers obsurdly huge cervix you had to learn to walk before that bitch gave birth to you, Her vaginal cavity is like wonderland every week she fucks about a 100man, i was fisting that bitch the other day and im sure somebody shook my hand.

^LOL

Edited July 30, 2012 by Tex Willer

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

how du i get du complain to the code monkey woo put out da terrible patch?

[maclawa 10]

it must take much longer to type a regular sentence when typing weird like that.

[gizm0 96]

Steam iz selling ARMA2 w advertising day-z, we payed for a peice of shyt game meng.

Really now? I'm viewing the steam store at this very moment and I see no such advertising of Dayz.

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

y r ppl h8'n so much,

i want freedom to speak however the fuck i want.

Dis aint china, dis aint mexico, I aint no gringo.

Americka, i speak how i want.

Stop h8'n lets all be family

[PC. (DayZ) 16]

y r ppl h8'n so much,

i want freedom to speak however the fuck i want.

Dis aint china, dis aint mexico, I aint no gringo.

Americka, i speak how i want.

Stop h8'n lets all be family

You know this spelling is giving grammar nazi's cancer?

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

Really now? I'm viewing the steam store at this very moment and I see no such advertising of Dayz.

i see it on the arma 2 page, talking abo DAY-Z aka free publicity to get day-z name out durr.

[ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125]

ill happy slap your Iraq'y dad then close line that faggot of his camels back.

[warned - Ubi]

Edited July 30, 2012 by UbiquitousBadGuy

[Desii 2]

trolls will be trolls

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

You know this spelling is giving grammar nazi's cancer?

'

+1

u r a smart 1, figured it out dawg

[BigDaddyDavee 5]

ill happy slap your Iraq'y dad then close line that faggot of his camels back.

Racist fuck

I am blackaneese idiot, from Iraq or somthing?

[lordopeth 274]

http://4chanmemeandmotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/lambo_doors_-_so_played_out_lambos_dont_even_have_them.jpg

[ripbabyg@hotmail.co.uk 125]

You fucking life size hills have eyes action figure, You Dick-head, you're more inbred than sandwich filler.

[Bludy 324]

death due to artifacts glitch?

[kentk94 194]

You thiink they would test itz or sumthing, but dey bricked this game.

Pushed out a crappy patch to everyone.

Pathetic