You're playing too much Dayz if...

[Icy954 9]

When you roll around on the ground and lean from side to side all day.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

When you see other people, then run away!

[Tenderness 30]

I recently started going through my backpack pretty often when at school, just keeping logistics over what i had in it, and stuff like that.

[Greenhound 33]

When you get home from work you park your car in a bush so nobody jacks it.

[Greenhound 33]

You post on facebook "Any friendlies in [insert local town]?"

[Itchy (DayZ) 59]

I am a 40yr old man, and I cannot look at another can of beans the same way ever again!!! ;)

Dayz is a bit like LSD, changes your perception forever!!!!! :D

[ThatGuyCalledReptile 314]

You get scared when you see a bush that looks like it has a gun in it.

[Greenhound 33]

You put barbed wire infront of your neighbours house so you can loot the respawns in the morning

[ATrickyCarnie 13]

So much bean giving in this thread.

[litheonav@gmail.com 2]

You click on 'launch'

[The_Man 393]

You know you've played too much DayZ if you take the wheels off your car after you park it in the bushes behind your house.

[The Dyne 3]

You try to reload your crowbar before use

[kurtthecobain 10]

You eat your meals crouched.

[soapmak3r 677]

When you see a red brick house and you think "That one's lootable"

[Rock (DayZ) 95]

When you shoot the neighbor's dog and cook it to restore the blood you lost from a paper cut earlier in the day.

[shagohad 124]

You put barbed wire infront of your neighbours house so you can loot the respawns in the morning

lol

when you wanna go for a walk in the countryside but its too fcuking stressful because you have to run from bush to bush and swivel your head around like the exorcist

[BobbyDangler 1]

Going for a jog and you keep looking over your shoulder to see how many Zeds are chasing you

[Torby 9]

You start talking to animals

What the actual fuck?

Oh, I've got to contribute. When you calcuate distances around you for zeroing.

[phillfxc@gmail.com 4]

When you stop at ponds to fill your canteen

When you don't leave the house without cooked meat and morphine

When you stop outside of a town your going to, to check if zombies are already spawned

and then proceed to crawl through said town

when you can't stop scanning the tree lines for snipers

when you FREAK OUT when you see a helicopter

when you refuel your car with jerry cans

/catches breath

[CraftZ49 18]

When you see a red roof and think "A barn!"

[pshiamtanis@hotmail.com 4]

When you try and reload a hatchet

[kryptik 9]

... You develop heart disease, diabetes, or clogging of the arteries. But if thats the case, then your Fu€ked

[Jony_RocketInMyPocket 172]

You run away from from this guy:

Edited July 29, 2012 by Jony_WI

[Ssgt_Perez 35]

I was driving the other day and passed a small airport.

I immediately became worried about any possible snipers in the nearby woods.

[john142 12]

when you scan the treeline and the road before taking out the trash.

Edited July 30, 2012 by john142