BANDIT? SURVIVOR? BAH

[Ajua 20]

Max Payne: Proceed to acrobatically engage all hostiles through the over-usage of crouch, diving to prone, prone rolling and blindfiring. Stuff your backpack full of Painkillers, m1911 mags and broken Jack Daniels bottles.

Constantly use voice overs to describe your situation:

"They did what they said they would."

Bonus points for taking no damage and using no painkillers.

[MajesticShitstain 12]

Guardian Angel: Stalk other survivors from a distance with a sniper rifle, whenever a threat confronts the survivor you take them out. Never give up your location or make contact in any way with the survivor you are protecting.

I actually do this quite often. Lol

[The_Man 393]

The Hunter - Carries nothing but a sidearm, hunting knife, matches, hatchet and backpack. Trades/Sells/Gifts Raw/Cooked meat.

Hey, I think I'll give this a shot tonight. Can't wait to get shot in the face while gutting a boar. :o

["Lost" Alice 205]

The Crazy Hoarder -​ Build tents real close to town and in sight surround it with bear traps , shoot wildly at anyone in sight while shouting something about my stash!

but fill the tent with empty tin cans and empty whiskey bottles.

This is brilliant.

Edited July 25, 2012 by "Lost" Alice

[n_findlay14@yahoo.co.uk 45]

Vegetarian/PETA Agent - Never kill a animal or eat any meat. Bring anyone who treats animals unfairly to justice.

Edited July 25, 2012 by LostMem0ry

[HanoverFist 64]

Vegetarian/PETA Agent - Never kill a animal or eat any meat. Bring anyone who treats animals unfairly to justice.

Lol!

I'll try another too.

The Confused Bandit- Run at unarmed noobs on the beach,Tell them this is a stick up!!! demand that they put their hands up.

Then proceed to throw all my equipment on the ground and run into the woods screaming hysterically.

Edited July 25, 2012 by HanoverFist

[Humbabwe 16]

The Governor Surround a city (like Guglovo) with razor wire and tank traps with a fighting ring in the middle where zombies spawn. Put guards all around the city and force newcomers to fight the zombies for their way into the village (or just to entertain the fellow villagers).

Although I guess this is every team/clan's dream end goal in a way...

[The_Man 393]

Vegetarian/PETA Agent - Never kill a animal or eat any meat. Bring anyone who treats animals unfairly to justice.

Great, make me more paranoid about being a Hunter.

[Aeoneth 163]

Lol I love these ideas. I'll take a Stab at it.

The Crazy Hippy

Roleplay a drugged up crazy person. Muttering phrases that make no sense and occasionally screaming at the top of your lungs (can be about anything like spiders, insects, snakes etc) Follow around the 1st person you see and help them out (stalking can work too)

Bonus points if you get a survivor to be so unsettled by your acts that they Try and escape you.

Edited July 25, 2012 by Aeoneth

[Max Railgrave 78]

Great, make me more paranoid about being a Hunter.

There is balance in all things.

Team Rocket

(Animal Meat Thieves)

In a pair of two (female and male), ambush players, sing the Team Rocket motto, rob them blind (ask them if they have Animal Meat first), break their legs, leave them in the field. You are required to do the motto every time.

BONUS POINTS:

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- Say "GO, KOFFING!," throw a smoke grenade at the victim, and run away.

Edited July 25, 2012 by Max Railgrave

[DemonGroover 8836]

Nice thread

The Groovemaster - go to coast and stick your gun in new spawns faces. Make them dance or die. Give a small gift if they dance well. Death if not.

Black Knight - Stand on a bridge with an axe and demand that "None Shall Pass!" unless they defeat you in melee combat.

Night Rider (from Mad Max) - get a car and drive around the map screaming "I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"

[Chiron 23]

Taxi Driver - Get a vehicle and pull up to folk who look lost or are in trouble. Ask where they want to go and how their day has been.

Bonus points if people start paying you in beans.

(it's been mentioned, but I wanted to make it official after my recent encounter with one)

[n_findlay14@yahoo.co.uk 45]

Drug Dealer - Collect all the anti-biotics you can find and give them to survivors with colds at the cost of a metaphorical arm and leg(*)

Bonus points for having a cold and giving it to your customers to ensure they always come back.

(*)Bonus Bonus points for actually breaking a survivors leg as payment.

Edited July 25, 2012 by LostMem0ry

[Max Railgrave 78]

Black Knight - Stand on a bridge with an axe and demand that "None Shall Pass!" unless they defeat you in melee combat.

This gave me an idea.

The Knights who Say Ni - (Group required) - Ambush a player outside of an installation and relieve them of their weaponry, then order them to join your Teamspeak channel. While interspersing the word "NI!" at them when they complain, order them to get a stupidly common item ("WE WANT...A SODA CAN!!") and return with it in order to get their weapons back.

Make sure it's an item they don't already have. Be waiting in the same location when they return (assure them of this via the joining of Teamspeak). Have someone stalk them to make sure they don't try anything sneaky. When they return, honor your word by returning their weapons...but not their ammo. Then disappear into the forest while gibbering "NI! NI! NI! NI!"

Edited July 25, 2012 by Max Railgrave

[ajrunke03@gmail.com 30]

The Punisher - Once an innocent newbie, turned bitter after constant double crossing. It's now his mission to exact revenge on anyone he sees to help wash the bitter taste of corrupt, backstabbing people out of his mouth.

[Max Railgrave 78]

The Punisher - Once an innocent newbie, turned bitter after constant double crossing. It's now his mission to exact revenge on anyone he sees to help wash the bitter taste of corrupt, backstabbing people out of his mouth.

That's basically a "murder-on-sight archetype," though... :) isn't the Punisher a vigilante technically (in the books)?

New one:

(Un?)Holy Paladin Priest / Crusaders of <???>

You live in a church. Hold actual church sermons for half-hours at a time in direct communication, complete with an actual 'priest' (you), 'clergy,' and 'congregation' -- all armed, and all slightly insane. Ask people who approach the church if they are willing to convert and worship your God. Kill those who resist, convert the rest. Can also be played as anything that works on a "Join us or die" concept. (For reasons that should be obvious, do not use real religions)

Edited July 25, 2012 by Max Railgrave

[Aeoneth 163]

The attendant.

Live in a gas station and offer refuels to any survivors that have a passing vehicle.

Rules:

You must live in the Gas Station. You may leave to gather food or drink and even ammunition but only when you are low.

-Subset: if we get the ability to leave notes leave a note saying you'll be back in 5/10/15 minutes.

Bonus Points:

-Do it closer to Elektro or Cherno or any other High Risk area.

-Follow Marketplace trends and base your prices accordingly.

[AG-D.Wright 56]

OP: "I have an idea!"

Me: "Lets hear it."

OP: "How about we add a bunch of retarded classes that would totally break the game!!"

Me: "....."

Edited July 25, 2012 by Slazors92

[Manaw 5]

OP: "I have an idea!"

Me: "Lets hear it."

OP: "How about we add a bunch of retarded classes that would totally break the game!!"

Me: "....."

I'm not sure if you're just joking or you totally miss the point of the thread.

Anyways, no name for it, but someone who lives in one of the cafe/house things and offers food and a drink for bullets(or anything, really) to anyone that comes in.

["Lost" Alice 205]

Shamelessly bumping this thread because it's awesome and more people should see it!

[n_findlay14@yahoo.co.uk 45]

The Robber - Equipped with only a crowbar, 'break into' an targets inventory.

[I2ejected 25]

Priest- Live in a church and speak the word of god, *Bonus points for getting donations*.

Barista- Go to one of the cafe's and sell/give away drinks. (saw someone had this, but didn't name it.)

["Lost" Alice 205]

Barista- Go to one of the cafe's and sell/give away drinks. (saw someone had this, but didn't name it.)

Bonus points if you know all the local server rumors/urban legends? :-D

[pesticle@gmail.com 21]

There's so many different ways to play mario.

you can be a crazy turtle crusher mario who only jumps on koopa troopas and kills everything else with their shell

[Thundirah 18]

Umbrella Corporate Commando Sits on a tower in Cherno, throwing smoke grenades to make zombies aggro on targeted individuals.

This has been me for the past 3 hours and it is just disturbingly hilarious.