Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Edit: I'm sorry fellow players but I won't be able to play for a while. I have some personal things to attend to at the moment so if you need help, please PM Dr. Cocks or post at the thread below. Thank you all for your kind words and I hope to get back soon.Hello new players. My in game name is Dr. Phil and I am a zombie with sunglasses on who is here to help. If I see you, I will direct voice you and help you find items to help your DayZ journey. Don't be afraid and do not attack me.I usually play on US servers but may hop onto UK ones too.If you require assistance, send a PM WITH YOUR SKYPE/STEAM NAME PLEASE!If we don't respond, please post in this thread dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3910-need-medical-assistance-we-can-help/MEDICAL ASSISTANCEApocalypse Medical Department (A.M.D.)If you require assistance, please feel free to contact me orDr. Cocks (In Game Name: Mercutio) - http://dayzmod.com/f...55496-dr-cocks/Have a nice day.[Here's a beautiful picture of me in low quality] Edited July 30, 2012 by Dr. Phil 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krtshv 362 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Dear Dr. Phil.My name is Alex and I would like to help you with your burden.If I see you, I will make sure to make your time on DayZ easier, I will lighten the load off your back by taking your equipment and food, making sure you can provide swift help to other survivors by providing zombies a body to be distracted by. Edited July 19, 2012 by krtshv 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 Dear Dr. Phil.My name is Alex and I would like to help you with your burden.If I see you, I will make sure to make your time on DayZ easier, I will lighten the load off your back by taking your equipment and food, making sure you can provide swift help to other survivors by providing zombies a body to be distracted by.What server do you play on alex? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krtshv 362 Posted July 19, 2012 What server do you play on alex?All the servers. I don't have a permanent server, I roam between servers that don't lag and actually let me log in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 All the servers. I don't have a permanent server, I roam between servers that don't lag and actually let me log in.Ok, i'll be looking for you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caviano 287 Posted July 19, 2012 For any credibility you should look to get on Doctor Wastelands white list. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senrain 148 Posted July 19, 2012 Ok, i'll be looking for you.You do realize krtshv is saying he'll kill you, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 For any credibility you should look to get on Doctor Wastelands white list.I'll look into it. Thanks.You do realize krtshv is saying he'll kill you, right?Yeah and I'm going to kill him and give a noob his loot. Win/Win situation. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stings2pee 106 Posted July 19, 2012 Be careful, OP. I have a bad feeling about iminnocent. My Spidy scenes are tingling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 Be careful, OP. I have a bad feeling about iminnocent. My Spidy scenes are tingling.But I am the op so should I fear myself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krtshv 362 Posted July 19, 2012 Yeah and I'm going to kill him and give a noob his loot. Win/Win situation.I'm sure all of my friends would appreciate the challenge. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com 32 Posted July 19, 2012 Are you related to Dr. Wasteland?http://kotaku.com/5927090/the-hard+boiled-guardian-angel-of-dayz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frissy 31 Posted July 19, 2012 I'm sure all of my friends would appreciate the challenge.Wouldn't be much of a challenge :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stings2pee 106 Posted July 19, 2012 But I am the op so should I fear myself?This sounds like a question for Dr.Phil! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Worrun (DayZ) 108 Posted July 19, 2012 I'm sure all of my friends would appreciate the challenge.All of your pixel-friends can't stop you being killed by a single shot 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Are you related to Dr. Wasteland?http://kotaku.com/59...n-angel-of-dayzNo, I'll probably change my name anyways.I'm sure all of my friends would appreciate the challenge.You won't see me coming with your night vision goggles and high powered sniper. My hatchet shall introduce itself to your head.I look forward to seeing you alex.This sounds like a question for Dr.Phil!Witty. Edited July 19, 2012 by iminnocent 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted July 19, 2012 I have boobs. How to get better?-MONSTER 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UndeadAssassin 23 Posted July 19, 2012 DR.PHIL i have a weight problem and need to eat low carb foods but i am living in a zombie apocolypse and food is scarse and i generally have no choice of what i eat.DR what do i do? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RapturJesus 90 Posted July 19, 2012 I have boobs. How to get better?-MONSTERFirst we must see them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M O N S T E R 599 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) First we must see them.[suggestive and off topic. Removed. Direct complaints/questions/rants towards Ubi][EDIT: I'M WEARING A WHITE SHIRT GOD DAMN IT.]This may or may not work.-MONSTER Edited July 27, 2012 by UbiquitousBadGuy 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickest 9 Posted July 19, 2012 ^ u can have all my frank n beans :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesuswept 1 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Edited July 19, 2012 by Jesuswept Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Cocks 5 Posted July 19, 2012 Hello Dr. Phil! I greatly appreciate your aspirations to join the post-apocalyptic field medic front. I wish you luck out there and if you ever come across my character Mercutio, I'll be sure to toss some antibiotics your way. But yeah, stick with it and you'll eventually be noticed by Dr. Wasteland himself. That medical white-list of his is a great thing to be on so get your name out there and you'll do great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle McPoyle 77 Posted July 19, 2012 I have boobs. How to get better?-MONSTERWork out and your boobs will turn into stones.DR.PHIL i have a weight problem and need to eat low carb foods but i am living in a zombie apocolypse and food is scarse and i generally have no choice of what i eat.DR what do i do?You can run for hours and hours. Eat whatever you like.^ u can have all my frank n beans :thumbsup:You are the sickest.Hello Dr. Phil! I greatly appreciate your aspirations to join the post-apocalyptic field medic front. I wish you luck out there and if you ever come across my character Mercutio, I'll be sure to toss some antibiotics your way. But yeah, stick with it and you'll eventually be noticed by Dr. Wasteland himself. That medical white-list of his is a great thing to be on so get your name out there and you'll do great.Thanks Dr. Cocksssssssmmmm. I usually play on US servers so hope to see you on one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackcrow 129 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) [suggestive and off topic. Removed. Direct complaints/questions/rants towards Ubi][EDIT: I'M WEARING A WHITE SHIRT GOD DAMN IT.]This may or may not work.-MONSTERMonster always seems pretty nice around the boards so I dont want to call "her" out too much, but I am curious.Why do all supposed gamer chicks photo's:a) always look emo eskeb ) always seem to have this "on the pc pic" where they are fully dressed to impress. I know I personally look like shit on the computer, dont you?c) always make that cute sideways glare look in their photo's?d) always attractive? I know tons and tons of gamer chicks, some are attractive but more in a natural way, but usually their finest quality is their personality which makes them beautiful. They definitely do not look like the next Suicide Girl pinup.Just sayin, this may or may not be you Monster. Edited July 27, 2012 by UbiquitousBadGuy 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites