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Crabberson

Man on the hill

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*THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION*

Ok so you are wandering around near the outskirts of cherno when you spot a man sitting (not prone or crouching) on a hill, facing the city. You zoom in and he is armed with a hatchet. What do you do?

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Number of times guy has been killed so far: 3

Number of people who ignore him: 5

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Now for those who killed him, I assume you move in to loot him. On his body all you find is a hatchet and the starter gear. As to those who run or move along, nothing happens. He just sits here he is. Anyone who approaches him, if he notices he says "Friendly." What do you do?

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Not moving or looking in my direction? Move along. Should he get up and sprint in my direction I'll kneecap him and run.

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start scanning the tree's for his buddy in a ghuilli .. decoy man is decoy

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absolutely nothing

^^ this. (walk the other way).

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Ask if he wants a shoulder massage. Follow up with an offering of pasta and mountain dew.

People that sit deserve your total obedience and worship, noobs.

-MONSTER

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Figure he's probably AFK taking a piss break, shrug my shoulders and move on.

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Probably sneak up and pilfer through his pack. If he so much as flinched, kill him.

That situation would just be too tempting, I think.

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