Man on the hill

[Crabberson 2]

*THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION*

Ok so you are wandering around near the outskirts of cherno when you spot a man sitting (not prone or crouching) on a hill, facing the city. You zoom in and he is armed with a hatchet. What do you do?

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Number of times guy has been killed so far: 3

Number of people who ignore him: 5

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Now for those who killed him, I assume you move in to loot him. On his body all you find is a hatchet and the starter gear. As to those who run or move along, nothing happens. He just sits here he is. Anyone who approaches him, if he notices he says "Friendly." What do you do?

Edited July 17, 2012 by Crabberson

[<TK>TheDoctr 13]

absolutely nothing

[RSOblivioN 8]

Hope he can't throw that hatchet as far as you can shoot :D

[Jonson (DayZ) 31]

Order some wood for my campfire.

[Eatskittens (DayZ) 20]

Keep on truckin', nothing to see here.

[velyse (DayZ) 22]

Watch him until he removes his M24/DMR/etc from his pack then blast him to kingdom come.

[thecrackmuffin 22]

Not moving or looking in my direction? Move along. Should he get up and sprint in my direction I'll kneecap him and run.

[noobfun 87]

start scanning the tree's for his buddy in a ghuilli .. decoy man is decoy

[Shiftyeyesshady 15]

*BLAM*

Need I say more?

[fearz0r 128]

absolutely nothing

^^ this. (walk the other way).

[M O N S T E R 599]

Ask if he wants a shoulder massage. Follow up with an offering of pasta and mountain dew.

People that sit deserve your total obedience and worship, noobs.

-MONSTER

[kentk94 194]

Figure he's probably AFK taking a piss break, shrug my shoulders and move on.

[BlazeN'Chronic 51]

put one between his eyes just to be sure ;)

[srvrsyde 9]

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Edited August 28, 2020 by srvrsyde

[Cerven 80]

Probably sneak up and pilfer through his pack. If he so much as flinched, kill him.

That situation would just be too tempting, I think.