vendaar 18 Posted August 11, 2012 He cant be the real bear grylls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jarshie 6 Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) bear gryll's died... better drink my own piss Edited August 11, 2012 by jarshie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bulletproof Sandwich 57 Posted August 11, 2012 [/media] 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RegulatorNobody 58 Posted August 11, 2012 There really needs to be a "drink your own piss" option for DayZ.Also, on a somewhat related note, I've seen Barack Obama on the servers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clay_pigeon 37 Posted August 11, 2012 DON'T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark.merrill@hotmail.co.uk 43 Posted August 11, 2012 I'd drink my own shit if I could find a blender in this craphole. 4 star hotel my arse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobCoxxy 52 Posted August 11, 2012 Bear Grylls. Every player with that name seems to die very quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DayZPvP.com 143 Posted August 11, 2012 Playing with tags *and* crosshairs?I am disappoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CraftZ49 18 Posted August 11, 2012 There was a Bear Grylls on the server I play that hacked and crashed a helicopter with all of his hacker friends in.I enjoy their loot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zodiac13 173 Posted August 11, 2012 Bear Grylls. Every player with that name seems to die very quickly. That is because to a bandit killing Bear Grylls is like having a wet dream. It's so awesome while it is going on but after words you feel kinda dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rikarue 2011 Posted August 11, 2012 "I'm Bear Grylls, and today i'm gonna show you how to survive in the Wilderness of DayZ! Now first, we're gonna check this building for food or weapons, you won't survive long out here without tho-" *Bang* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bulletproof Sandwich 57 Posted August 11, 2012 "I'm Bear Grylls, and today i'm gonna show you how to survive in the Wilderness of DayZ! Now first, we're gonna check this building for food or weapons, you won't survive long out here without tho-" *Bang* 5. Bronies Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes). Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!" Jim: "Bro-hoof!" Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!" Jim: "Forever alone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dimes123 60 Posted August 11, 2012 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Catman (DayZ) 23 Posted August 11, 2012 Everyone talks about Bear Grylls but no one mentions his cousin Wolf Stirfry anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
