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To that new survivor I met up with who had a bizon.

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We met up on the way to cherno and raided a barn. When you were shooting a zombie you also shot me in the knee. We almost made it to cherno when some tard with a makarov got greedy. For reasons unknown he thought the cripple with an axe was the bigger threat. you killed him, but I bled out before you could bandage me. It was fun, if you see this, pm me and well meet up again some time.

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We met up on the way to cherno and raided a barn. When you were shooting a zombie you also shot me in the knee. We almost made it to cherno when some tard with a makarov got greedy. For reasons unknown he thought the cripple with an axe was the bigger threat. you killed him, but I bled out before you could bandage me. It was fun, if you see this, pm me and well meet up again some time.

Is he by chance Shane from The Waking Dead?

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Well, dunno what shane did after the shot but this guy stayed with me. Were were maybe 150m from the hospital when tardface shows up. This guy was maybe 2 hours in to playing DayZ. He was so new if was funny. I mean really he had a bizon in less than a day. He got it of some guy who started shooting at him. Wonder if the shooter knew he got taken out by fresh meat.

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Well, dunno what shane did after the shot but this guy stayed with me. Were were maybe 150m from the hospital when tardface shows up. This guy was maybe 2 hours in to playing DayZ. He was so new if was funny. I mean really he had a bizon in less than a day. He got it of some guy who started shooting at him. Wonder if the shooter knew he got taken out by fresh meat.

That's money.

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I enjoyed that story. I'm glad he shot you, god damned mother fucker, he saw you, therefore it is in his right and the laws of nature for him to shoot you.

You should all go back to [iNSERT GAME HERE] because you're clearly no good at this ALPHA, did I over-emphasize alpha enough?

I myself am a game pro, I won a medal at [iNSERT EVENT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT] and I am the only one whose opinion here matters.

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I enjoyed that story. I'm glad he shot you, god damned mother fucker, he saw you, therefore it is in his right and the laws of nature for him to shoot you.

You should all go back to [iNSERT GAME HERE] because you're clearly no good at this ALPHA, did I over-emphasize alpha enough?

I myself am a game pro, I won a medal at [iNSERT EVENT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT] and I am the only one whose opinion here matters.

This is the most pathetic attempt at making fun of a whole group of people I have ever seen.

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I think he was just trolling. I myself wasn't sure if he was for real or making a joke, lol.

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Who invited the retard to this nice little thread about enjoying a stranger's company, only to be seperated by makaroni wielding cod kiddies.

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I think he was just trolling. I myself wasn't sure if he was for real or making a joke, lol.

The meaning of the term "trolling" has been so twisted from its original meaning it's unrecognizable anymore.

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The meaning of the term "trolling" has been so twisted from its original meaning it's unrecognizable anymore.

Poopie, now I'm going to have to come up with a better term. How about..... pooping!? no no... that's the act of discharging fecal matter....

Shit, anyone got a better idea?

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Poopie, now I'm going to have to come up with a better term. How about..... pooping!?

That's a far better term for these people that are nothing more then a mild annoyance.

It can be below spamming but above adbots

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That's a far better term for these people that are nothing more then a mild annoyance.

It can be below spamming but above adbots

I see, I see... so it needs to be... stronger, more derogatory?

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It's like the lonely hearts section in the paper.

This is exactly what I was thinking. Rocket should make a section in the forums for posts like these.

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