KWilt 157 Posted July 8, 2012 and den you realise you found a potential best friend. ;3"And from that moment on, as I watched John ravage that infected from behind that tree, I knew we'd be inseparable." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 8, 2012 Well you know after time crazy shit will happen...I mean come on even the girls they see an incap, just flailing about in a field of corn, all on the all proud you chop there arms off and you got a 24/7 washing machine!! :DThe boys oh well we have many options ...........I got to stop now I am going to get my arse banned... Please no one take offence it was a thought and a joke! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LambsParade 0 Posted July 8, 2012 Yes. I'd take them out to Pobeda Dam and throw the body in the water afterwards.Reminds me of how I broke up with my girlfriend in Highschool....if it smells bad, you must be doing it right.and yes I fuck zombies...those crawlers have incredible hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dajayman 0 Posted July 9, 2012 It depends on many variables. The zombie will need to have been an attractive woman before tragedy struck her, we'd have to be alone since safety is very important in a zombie apocalypse and also for the fact that it's a pretty shameful act (desperate times call for desperate measures however), and I'd for sure need a condom to prevent receiving STDS (this was an attractive woman in her previous life), receiving potential fatal diseases zombies carry on them, and to prevent possible human-zombie pregnancy (wouldn't want human-zombie mutants running around).People who say they wouldn't do this are obviously in denial and haven't experienced the sexual loneliness they will for sure experience in a zombie apocalypse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 13, 2012 (edited) I got that Friday feeling thought I would bump this for a laugh!!! :DItchy runs for cover!! :blush: Edited July 13, 2012 by Itchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sixbarns 217 Posted July 13, 2012 Better than another complaint thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingus (DayZ) 429 Posted July 13, 2012 Saw someone screenshot this thread on tumblr the other day. Laughed then, laughing now.For the record, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enforcer1975 1111 Posted July 13, 2012 Hell no besides women are so rare on Chernaus its gay.. lol I have yet to see a female zombie even if there were uh HELL NO! I often would complain like whats the point of living and surviving in Chernaus since theres no women? Now they're more common lol...Ever wondered why the male Z after running after you? They eat the less important parts and then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 13, 2012 (edited) I just want to know when rocket is going to add the nurses around the hospitals!!! ;)Where are the nurses FFS! :P Give me a reason to visit hospitals !! ;) Edited July 13, 2012 by Itchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
