Shit/Piss System

[Captain Kirk (DayZ) 0]

Worst idea ever, these sort of bodily functions don't add anything to the game. Stating they should be implemented for the sake of 'realism' is just foolishness.

I'd take a dump on your corpse ingame anyday

what more could you ask for?

[imdrunk 0]

I will be honest, if you are able to aim your piss I will say yes.

This is more of a fun mechanic to add in when everything else if fixed, so it may not really gain attention now, but in the future when other top priority things are fixed, it may get attention though for now here is my suggestions.

The 1-10 limit should be changed slightly, with any negative effects from holding it in appearing at 9.

As well as piss only having a chance at 10 piss to piss yourself every couple seconds till you eventually piss.

For shitting yourself on 10 I agree.

If you mean for pissing blood when you are naturally losing blood from dehydration then I agree again.

Though I don't believe you should die from eating or drinking another person's shit or blood piss.

As for diseases I agree but only for shit as you are eating it off the ground, but the diseases should be more explained.

As for wiping, I don't believe they should give you a disease, just makes you more detectable by zombies if you don't wipe, as well you are able to gather leaves to wipe.

postal 2 did that

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

I don't know if the new forum update deleted my shit graph but it doesn't show up for me. Here it is, just in case.

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[MikeTupper 68]

how long before the trend sets in to piss on the bodies of players you murdererd

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

how long before the trend sets in to piss on the bodies of players you murdererd

That's for you to decide, my friend. That is, if Rocket has the common sense to implement this.

[herminator94 17]

This was the greatest suggestion I've read on the entire forum, ever. PLEASE ROCKET!

[Arganth 6]

Maybe there should then also be a menstruation-cycle for women?

Every 28 days (28 days later lol it gets bloody.. :D) they lose an amount of their blood...

less blood lost if many tampons are used ... ^^

[Phantom Depth 5]

LOL at all the serious kids! These people are so bloody depressing, go sit in a bush for a few hours! :lol:

[JESUSARIUS REX (DayZ) 163]

Maybe there should then also be a menstruation-cycle for women?

Every 28 days (28 days later lol it gets bloody.. ) they lose an amount of their blood...

less blood lost if many tampons are used ... ^^

Wtf lol. Men need a drawback too. Maybe they take shits so large it rips their rectum making them lose some blood.

[Bobcomss 189]

I posted this a couple days ago for stuff like this :)

Have a read...

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/52109-more-human-features/#entry499814

AJ

[sealteamaus 16]

oh my god first line made me laugh

second line started to hurt

third line the tears started flowing

forth line was agony

and there was thirty two points of gold i have never hurt so much from laughing

[xDIx Revenge 51]

troll dun put effort into his post!

Claps go out to you good sir.

[Arganth 6]

Additional to drinking your blood to get blood back (omfg)

women could chew their bloody tampons to get blood back :)

imaging your friend nearly dying to blood loss in the woods

and you stick a pack of bloody tampons in his mouth ^^

[Mos1ey 6301]

Maybe there should then also be a menstruation-cycle for women?

Every 28 days (28 days later lol it gets bloody.. :D) they lose an amount of their blood...

less blood lost if many tampons are used ... ^^

YES! And a fap-o-meter for male survivors. Sometimes you just gotta knock one out!

[Arganth 6]

YES! And a fap-o-meter for male survivors. Sometimes you just gotta knock one out!

yeah

you should get blood back this way

but depending on the male this could from seconds to hours

and the final porn-like scream could alert zeds in a 3 mile radius :D

of course the infra-red scopes have to display the increasing heat in the

more important body parts :D voyeurismn at its best

Edited August 1, 2012 by Arganth

[thetamsen 57]

I would feel humiliated if killed while taking a dumb...

[PASTIEZZ2000 1]

Bloody good idea. That would be funny seeing some1 eating&drinking piss and shit :beans: <_<

[NightRipper 284]

Best. Forum troll. Ever.

This.

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

Sorry for bumping an old thread, but I made an update. (Forum mod locked it, what a party pooper.)

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/63537-shitpiss-system-v11/