Don't you just love "clever" bandits?

[survivor_40 27]

Dumb little sweetie jumps up onto the Cherno roofs with an AS50 and thinks he owns the world.

I shoot him off the roof, and I make a bet with my buddy on the other hill: less than 15 minutes until he climbs back up to grab his gear.

Right as rain, few minutes later, I see a gear-less fresh-spawn climbing up the ladder. Ain't you a cutie.

I waited for him to pick up all his gear back, and he even put on a camo suit that was on his body.

And when he started crawling to the ladder (why crawl you silly bastard - if someone was there, they'd have already shot you!) ... and then I shot him in the face. Your tears, they are delicious :)

'course, at this point, you know he's mad, bro, and I know what he's gonna do. So, 'course, I relocate, move 400 out of my old location. I know he's figured out where I was.

About 30 minutes later, I see a survivor with a Winchester, real careful like, stalking the back of my hill. Looking around carefully. I damn near lost it right then and there.

Well, after laughing for a few minutes, I shot him dead again, and this time he left the server for good. What a sweet muffin he was, all clever and tacticool.

Don't you just love "clever" wannabe bandits?

[exevious 0]

Brool cory sto.

[Cheezzhead 1]

I think survivor is a really cool guy, eh is so smart and doesn't afraid of anything

[Asasaint 10]

poor soul

[basedgodtripp 39]

Did you ever get his old gear?

[jimmy_rustlers 24]

Don't you just love "clever" wannabe bandits?

Yep. Thanx for such clever story. I bet you are pro! Do you have shrine or something?

[n0tyx3s 5]

Lol I see these and think they are funny. To each his own on how he/she should choose to play the game but if you wish to gloat, pick a better story. It's not like its a stretch to think that a sniper from a distance could take out one lonely survivor by himself. I would be impressed if there were more than 2 or 3 of them and you were able to take all of them down before they found you. This was not an accomplishment.

[Guest]

You know why I think this is funny?

You can't take camo off a body. XD

[jukaga 271]

To be fair, from the story it sounded like he had an extra in his loot.

[Brusann 67]

I actually very much liked this post. Well done sir. I award you one cookie.

[slboris 5]

Where do we donate??

[Serthure (DayZ) 5]

You should've continued until someone shot you dead when you least expect it... xD

[smithy0815 6]

Hmm a camo suit isnt lootable, so he couldnt wear it again. You think he got 2 or ...

[fatras 0]

Cool story, the same happened to me but i killed the guy only twice near the power plant behind electro

[dylan.jlr@gmail.com 0]

I enjoyed the story, thanks OP. Keep em coming!

[Dadaman11 4]

Love the bandit vs. bandit aspect of the story, but how does one wanting to get his inventory back and revenge make him a "wannabe bandit"? The simple fact that he was outsmarted by another bandit multiple times does not make him less of a bandit, it just makes him an awful Day Z / ARMA player in general.

[Trolling R3bel 9]

Im a clever bandit when im low on blood and no animals in sight i hid my DMR in my BP, and use a hatchet to look like a noob and go in cherno and ask for blood transfusions(then that's when i say "If you give me a transfusion I'll give you one after me") then they give me one i tell them to stop moving and lay prone then i shoot them and get the hell out.(I've done this tons of times, it really works.)

Edited July 12, 2012 by Trolling R3bel