clan infiltration, sabotage, subterfuge and betrayal

[beansy 41]

We been doing a bit of clan infil lately and it has to be said it's a right good fucking laugh, either me or Lee joins a clan and 'befriends' them then the other one joins too and we then feed intel to a rival clan whats asked us to do it for em normally for revenge or maybe just out of pure spite, we dont care why we just love taking clans apart, sowing mistrust and paranoia and setting the wheels of in-fighting in action.

 

It is quite a labour intensive endeavor, you need to spend a lot of quality time with these mugs, you need to pretend to like them, you need to earn trust and respect and lying all the time can get a little wearing but when the pay off finally comes, my god it aint half worth it i tell yer, proper fun times me and lee are having right now.

 

Our favourite caper was in this German hjardcore clan, proper carebear types and quite organised, we spent 3 months behaving ourselves and becoming accepted and trusted members then the fun and games, lying, stealing, shit stirring, rumour spreading and just generally fucking with their heads, a real blast, in the end they disbanded after the leader and his #2 fell out because the boss man was convinced the #2 was setting him up for kills, but he weren't lol, it was me and Lee, we had em set up so many times for a rival clan that bore some grudge for some percieved slight that me and Lee didn't care about.

 

Tents and vehicles are the future for our little enterprise, we are currently members of 16 clans between us, just logging in from time to time and being nice, generating good feels and nurturing fake friendships but, when the game goes full release we are planning to really go to work on these communities, most of them are genuine commissions, other clans aquire our services in return for games off of steam or other goodies but others we just doing for giggle an shit, maybe we seen a dick on the forums and decided to make him and his crew our next project lol.

 

the reason i'm sharing this is not because you're remotely interestd, no, i just want to get it date stamped and on the record because soon we will be taking down a prominent youtuber who has been our 'buddy' now for several months and we regularly join him and his ass licking acolytes for live stream sessions, but this one is gonna be a classic and we are saving it for when we can do the most damage, timing is of the essence.

 

Whats really awseome about this line of work is the way we never get suspected, incredible, we have become very adept at casting aspersions and suspicions amongst the clan while managing to remain close to the powerbase, often one of us is the main targets closest confidante at the very time we are slowly and methodically destroying his gaming life LOL.

 

Clans and groups watch yer backs, professional sociopaths are in your midst.

Edited November 14, 2014 by Beansy™

[Evil Minion 943]

Lets take a look at this all you KoS "bandits" and wannabe bad guys: Thats how a real villain does it.

[Inception. 9443]

sick

[DocWolf 146]

Yeah, well...sociopaths. You're overestimating your condition dude. It's simple trolling, no need to go all psychologistic on that.

Also, go and create an account on EVE Online: try some high-profile corporate subversion/espionage...THAT is machiavellianism at its finest, with a nice flavour of social and economic l33t skills. Pulling carebear clans apart here on DayZ? Seriously...
 

Edited November 14, 2014 by DocWolf

[Thadius (DayZ) 40]

Ah, an interesting release valve for the individual that has been stepped on emotionally since childhood, but still retains that supreme ego of the true narcissist.

 

You can see in how he speaks of other people in ways that indicate he does not even see them as real people anymore. Just small voices on the internet that he can hurt. Voices he can use to aggrandize himself and temporarily supress the failed impotency that is his real life.

 

Or you know, just some guy who want to stir crap up on a game discussion board for shits-and-giggles.

 

Occam's Razor gentlemen.

[muddyraccoon 176]

Trolling via a short story is still transparent.  I would say "you should have waited until after your betrayal to run your mouth," but in DayZ you respawn, so, all your plans won't matter.

 

 

FAST FORWARD TO FULL RELEASE

 

"Hey, good friend Beansy, need some water?"

 

-Sure I do!  BOOM!  Headshot!  I am the best evil villain ever!  This trap was laid months ago and you fell right in!  Weep!  Weep before my might!

 

"Pfft, dickhead" clicks Respawn

[blunce 991]

OP is cute -- Can I have it?

[Tashtego 14]

From Wikipedia...Griefer

 

"A griefer is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game, using aspects of the game in unintended ways. A griefer derives pleasure primarily or exclusively from the act of annoying other users, and as such is a particular nuisance in online gaming communities, since griefers often cannot be deterred by penalties related to in-game goals."

[chompster 171]

"professional sociopaths" 

 

[surf_polar 110]

You must be fun at parties

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

I think I found a use for the cannibalism mechanic on exp build.

[Evil Minion 943]

From Wikipedia...Griefer

 

"A griefer is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game, using aspects of the game in unintended ways. A griefer derives pleasure primarily or exclusively from the act of annoying other users, and as such is a particular nuisance in online gaming communities, since griefers often cannot be deterred by penalties related to in-game goals."

So thats not griefing - because nowwhere in the OPs story  there is an aspect of the game used in unintended ways. Arguably "winning a groups trust and destroying it from the inside out" is a legit in-game goal in DayZ. Its still an open question if anyone will actually manage to pull this off or if its just boasting about an evil plan that eventualy just falls apart.

 

Because having an idea does not make you an effective villain. Its the execution.