Whats your best bandit story?

[demoniconpc 2]

hey guys/girls just wanted to make a quick post cause i'm interested in you best bandit story while playing day z mod/stand alone?

 

i remember this one time this one player attempted to wage war on the clan i was in at the time, so we decided to raid his base, blew it up then took him hostage, broke his leg and forced him to stay on an island until he bled out or was eaten by a zombie. we also forced him to watch his IRL friend be shot multiple times in the chest/legs/ and head.

[Mullraugh 1151]

Best story of encountering bandits or best story of being a bandit?

[demoniconpc 2]

both

[frosti 2165]

It was in patch .3X

 

I was freshspawn and was just running west from Electro when I spotted fully geared guy with m4 waving his hand and saying he is friendly.

 

I run up to him, punched him in the head, knocked him out, took his m4, shot him to death and moved on my way.

[demoniconpc 2]

*applauds* you sire deserve a medal

[Malvarik 30]

Found a nice guy in Elektro and decided to murder him. I searched through town looking for a weapon for about 15 minutes and only found an empty mac-11. I came up behind him in the church and forced him to drop all his gear. He did so and walked to the entrance of the church.

 

"Why are you doing this?" he asked me.

 

"Survival of the fittest" i tell him as i send a crossbow bolt through his neck.

[veteranninja 73]

this is what I do to bandits!! 

[Parazight 1599]

I handcuffed a guy at the nwaf: tent city.  He had a nice decked out M4 (during .46 stable) and I wanted one.  So, after handcuffing him, I took his M4 and mags and shot his friend with it.  His friend (AKM dude) and I traded a number of bullets but neither one of us died.  I managed to run off a bit and bandage up.  I sneak back to where I shot AKM dude and just as I did, he just fixed his broken legs, bandaged, and was standing up as I saw him.  So I put two more in his melon to finish the job.  I managed to kill 7 people with that M4 the next day before running out of ammo!

 

M4 guy is a friend of my brother that doesn't play much and AKM dude is my brother.

[Helix2000 128]

a cowboy injected me with his blood and gave me aids. he then read Moby Dick to me until i died. i went back to my body and he was having a funeral around it with his mates.

[Khanarac 252]

The two of us roamed around Novy Sobor rather tired because of no action. Suddenly I head "Hey! Hands up! Drop your weapon!"

I ran, got into cover and made the AKM ready. We found him soon in a small wooden shack behind the policestation, shot him a couple times but without success apparently. Then I walked up to him and told him to come out of the shack with his weapon on his back. We had two AKMs and I told him that. He had a Mosin.

He came out, we forced him to drop all his stuff, took a couple SKS rounds, forced him back in and forced him to log out.

 

No blood spilled this time.

That's why I chose this story. Not the best overall, but the best story for him.

 

Also NinjaStyle...why the cutoff end? 

Edited August 2, 2014 by Khanarac

[King Raptor 191]

a cowboy injected me with his blood and gave me aids. he then read Moby Dick to me until i died. i went back to my body and he was having a funeral around it with his mates.

 

lmao.

[maninthewall 470]

One of my friends had gone undercover in a bandit squad and pretending to be bandit

 

While he was playing with them, me and a couple of other guys set up and ambush and killed them all 

[serb 54]

this is what I do to bandits!! 

 

You got my beans sir, also subscribed. Half of those *ickheads in Berezino have 10fps and they suck most of the time, cos good players dont go there unless the spawn there :)

[over9000nukez 199]

>walked into electro

>see dead bodies "oh look, a backpack!"

>loots backpack, and chambered mosin (1 bullet)

>random kid appears, starts looting bodies, tell him im friendly

>continues looting body

>guy jumps around a corner about 20m away,

>double take before realizing hes pointing gun at me, tells random kid to hide (doesn't)

>I jump for cover, guy shoots at my wall twice with his mosin, then shoots looting kid 3 times

>pulls out my mosin, quickly swoops 30 degrees and shoots him in shoulder knocking him out,

> he starts getting up

>proceeds chopping him into mince meat.

[KingOfTime 267]

It was in patch .3X

 

I was freshspawn and was just running west from Electro when I spotted fully geared guy with m4 waving his hand and saying he is friendly.

 

I run up to him, punched him in the head, knocked him out, took his m4, shot him to death and moved on my way.

I feel like that would have been funnier if you just took his pants/weapons and left him unconscious. At least, it would have been more humiliating for the m4 guy.

[trev186 389]

It was in patch .3X

 

I was freshspawn and was just running west from Electro when I spotted fully geared guy with m4 waving his hand and saying he is friendly.

 

I run up to him, punched him in the head, knocked him out, took his m4, shot him to death and moved on my way.

 

 

This is why I like Frosti.....

 

If there were to be a perfect way to play as KOS he would be the man

 

No words, no deception, he will just try and kill you no matter what.

 

None of this "avoid players til i am geared then kill the weaker ones" nonsense. He will kill anyone he comes across

 

i tremble the day he joins my server  

[Avant-Garde 229]

Once I was fully geared, akm with drum mag and all that roaming through Berezino when a almost fresh-respawn gets me with my pants down and hits me in the leg with a Blaze rifle, I proceed to fix my broken leg and then charge in his direction unloading the akm and screaming like a crazy. Dude starts to say on mic "OH MAN PLEASE GO AWAY PLEASE IM SORRY".

 

Yeah, I'm sorry too AHAHHAHAHhahHAhaH, I love drum mags