PLEASE make the pig safe is unicorn of dayz

[bauertschi 254]

Last night I ran up to 4 piggies, waved and yelled "Hi, piggy!". It's the polite thing to do after all.

 

Now the problem is my team mates. I can ignore that they think I'm an idiot doing something like that in open fields in the north west, but one actually started to threaten me. He even went so far to say that he would shoot the piggies, just so I would stop. Of course I told him I would have to shoot him on principle, but it is not easy to stay on the right path. Maybe I can convince them in the end that piggies are good and should have our loyalty and love, but that's not gonna happen fast. Gotta stay strong.

[Macdeth 176]

Last night I ran up to 4 piggies, waved and yelled "Hi, piggy!". It's the polite thing to do after all.

 

Now the problem is my team mates. I can ignore that they think I'm an idiot doing something like that in open fields in the north west, but one actually started to threaten me. He even went so far to say that he would shoot the piggies, just so I would stop. Of course I told him I would have to shoot him on principle, but it is not easy to stay on the right path. Maybe I can convince them in the end that piggies are good and should have our loyalty and love, but that's not gonna happen fast. Gotta stay strong.

 

you're not alone, i too have stopped killing pigs and feel slightly protective of them in general although this has caused problems with my clan mates they have learned the hard way that when in my company pigs are strictly off limits.

[bauertschi 254]

you're not alone, i too have stopped killing pigs and feel slightly protective of them in general although this has caused problems with my clan mates they have learned the hard way that when in my company pigs are strictly off limits.

 

Well not stricktly off limits, posted in post 52 that I will hunt them, if I or someone in my group needs a pelt. But the senseless slaughtering must stop. There is deer, cows, ... whatever, but killing piggies for food or fun is not acceptable for me.

Edited August 27, 2014 by bautschi

[bonesnap 75]

Could someone explain what in the hell is the 1st post about? I cannnot decipher this broken ghetto engrish no matter how much imagination I use.

That's what I said, and I proceeded to get torn a new one by these people defending the OP's use of horrible engrish that makes l33t speak, phone text conversations and newborn children's english look like owners of a doctorate in english literature in comparison.

 

Also, OP could have just said

The pig is the unicorn of dayz. Simple. He once ran to a pig, the pig ran away right into the backyard of a house, stopped there and so led him to berries. A pig leading a survivor to food is massive! The unspoken message then was that berries are better than bacon. He thanked the pig and they parted ways.

instead of a short novel written in broken engrish.

Edited August 27, 2014 by bonesnap

[bauertschi 254]

That's what I said, and I proceeded to get torn a new one by these people defending the OP's use of horrible engrish that makes l33t speak, phone text conversations and newborn children's english look like owners of a doctorate in english literature in comparison.

 

Also, OP could have just said

instead of a short novel written in broken engrish.

 

There is a hell of a difference between asking "Could someone explain what in the hell is the 1st post about? I cannnot decipher this broken ghetto engrish no matter how much imagination I use." compared to telling us that

 

- we should feel ashamed

- this is ridiculous behavior (still unsure what exactly)

- if you were a mod, you would have shut the thread down

 

Btw. I still have no idea what "DayZ GD to become 4chan or something" could mean. I really tried. PLEASE tell me.

 

The way I explained what is in the first post is boring. If anyone even cared enough to respond, it might have been along the toughts of "the AI seems to have trouble getting the boar out of the garden again."

 

The way Shrub used language (including the destruction of what is all good and well in English which now seems to be confirmed as on purpose), drawings, videos and above all innocent logic you can usually only find in a five year old that resulted in reasoning that piggies are wonderful creatures that help survivors was taken with great humor by a lot of ppl. (<- That was a shit sentence, but I think it is correct, sorry.) That way he did it actually manage that there are ppl out there greeting piggies ingame and trying to prevent and punish senseless slaughter of piggies! I'm laughing my ass off. When I see a piggie I have to think of this thread and smile - and greet it of course. Some surely think that is totally idiotic, but humor comes in many shades. And this is DayZ. Being a member of a piggie cult is as good as any other way to play this game.

Edited August 27, 2014 by bautschi

[Zombie Milkman 167]

What humour? I didn't see anything funny about the post. The author doesn't even speak english for shit. I checked his other posts elsewhere and he's consistent in typing like a retard. Your post doesn't make much sense either, btw.

Plus, I know there are some occasional pigs in DayZ, but unicorns? Wtf? I thought this wasn't My Little fucking Pony.

A long time ago I decided it was a waste of time trying to describe light to someone who is blind. If you Don't get it so be it. But please Don't put anyone down because they can see what you clearly can not. That would be ignorant.

[bonesnap 75]

Btw. I still have no idea what "DayZ GD to become 4chan or something" could mean. I really tried. PLEASE tell me.

How about no. I'll let you figure it out, just like I tried to figure out wtf the thread title means, what the entire contents of the thread means, or where any evidence of humor lies.

 

Now we're both at a loss, aren't we. Well, I'll just leave this thread for good since I'm not posting anything productive.

 

^(⌒(oo)⌒)^   o wait here we go :) But yeah I'll still leave.

Edited August 27, 2014 by bonesnap