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You have definitely been all over my taint Vex.. all over it.

:D lolz..

to anyone who does not know this post is just for fun, and a joke.

Shhhh, you told me that was my initiation to DayZ...and our secret! Lol

 

I see you, bro!

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I'm like the mist that itches your taint

Maybe I like the mist  ;)

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This thread deserves an award... 

 

Perhaps:

 

Taintiest thread of 2014

 

Or perhaps:

 

The brown mist of the year.

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I'm not sure you understand the point of Beck's Privateers. Our top priority is helping people in the wasteland, we are a hero group. Your K/D ratio doesn't matter to us.

the number of people you saved doesn't matter to us either. All is well. rivaly breeds content and takes the boredom out of what is the standalone right now, with its general lack of content to progress towards. I'd much rather hoarde the helicopters and build a massive fortification ala epoch bases; but failing high end loot, vheicles, or proper construction system ritght now im happy to keep entertained shooting you xD

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Lol I don't really care if you believe it or not. And I never really claimed to have epic skill either. Go watch a movie if you want entertainment I didn't make this public for that reason. I don't need you to validate what I'm doing.

So what your saying is:

It's didn't actually happen but you like to convince yourself or did in order to feel superior on the internet

Cool story

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Now, now, children. You're ALL pretty. 

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the number of people you saved doesn't matter to us either. All is well. rivaly breeds content and takes the boredom out of what is the standalone right now, with its general lack of content to progress towards. I'd much rather hoarde the helicopters and build a massive fortification ala epoch bases; but failing high end loot, vheicles, or proper construction system ritght now im happy to keep entertained shooting you xD

 

Let's all contribute and buy Sovetsky a main battle tank and a set of spanners, I think it would suit him.

 

 

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Let's all contribute and buy Sovetsky a main battle tank and a set of spanners, I think it would suit him.

 

 

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Pfff whatever dude. Merkava MBT for the win!

 

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Pfff whatever dude. Merkava MBT for the win!

 

      Pfff..   Bring it on !

 

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Whatever man. Don't mess with Israel! You and your silly Javelin are no match for their badassery

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Whatever man. Don't mess with Israel! You and your silly Javelin are no match for their badassery

 

nothing to do with one nation or another - you bring it, I'll waste it.

 

 

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ya know ?

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I'm honestly impressed with the popularity that this thread has received.

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Let's all contribute and buy Sovetsky a main battle tank and a set of spanners, I think it would suit him.

 

 

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I endorse this message. T-90 or BUST xD

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I'm honestly impressed with the popularity that this thread has received.

So much so, they merged my post with this one. Lol

Mmmmm...misty taints. Lol

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Maybe I like the mist  ;)

 

ROFLMFAO! 

 

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ROFLMFAO!

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Hahaha funny gif.

Mi mist es su mist.

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Oh come on. Everyone knows the T-90 would get its ass beat to death by any one of the modern MBTs. I like it, too, but i wouldn't pick it for my team in dodgeball lol

Anyway, to stay relevent and on-topic, becks privateers need a tank. Lots of them.

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Meh they kind of get around, PM me if you wanna have a great ol time, they seem to like svet and NWAF, but they get around the map aswell. Normally about 10 people at a time, my small group of three managed to kill 7-8 of them twice, and one time we actually eliminated all of them, it was comedy gold.

Dear Trannyrage,

I'm your Huckleberry.

Love, Chow

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Beck and his Privateers can count on the help of the [FOG] as well if need be..

 

 

We will rise like a mist when called upon.. 

 

..but not for any longer than 4 hours straight or else we will need to call our Doctor immediately. viagra.jpg  :P

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