Jiggly Ritz 35 Posted July 3, 2014 So, I already posted this story as a comment on another topic, but I thought someone else might like to read it because it is pretty funny. I never KOS period. Just yesterday I was walking close to a military base, and I spotted a guy laying on the ground with a gun (all I had was a baseball bat). I approached him with the intention of saying hello, but he turned around and took two shots at me with what I could now discern was a shotgun. He missed both shots somehow, and got up off of the ground and pulled out an axe. This was when I discovered the ultimate tactic for defeating a player with melee. I began running around him in circles and hitting him with my bat loling profusely at the simplicity of my tactic, and how well it was working. He did not even manage to get a hit on me XD. He then started to run away, and to my own surprise I gained the confidence to chase his ass down lol. He then started reloading his shotgun, and by the time he was done I was about 10 feet away from him. He pointed his gun at me, and again I enacted my strategy of running around him in circles. He missed both his shots again, which gave me another opening to hit him with my bat. After a few more hits, he passed out, and I began violently smashing his head in with my bat to ensure his demise. I then looted him, and hit him about 5 time in the head with his own axe for good measure. The moral of this story: Don't KOS kids, it will only get you an axe to the face :D 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krihelion 175 Posted July 3, 2014 moral of the story is you killed a baddie 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
retti 7 Posted July 3, 2014 you may have pent up rage with that said, grats on being a survivor i love seeing the bambi versus bandit videos on dayztv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunnyITA 107 Posted July 3, 2014 shotgun is bugged....i used it as a primary for 100 hours and there are still people thinking it is fine. Low damage, and sometime misses Players know hot to aim with a shotgun. it's the only weapon on whole game that does not need aim! Comooon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siberian (DayZ) 527 Posted July 3, 2014 ummm tbh going near the AF/military base and expecting people to be friendly is asking to get shot.. there are alot of areas were u should expect to get KoS'd and the miltary bases is near the top of that list.. its basicly a PVP playground there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atom Quark 437 Posted July 3, 2014 Does the shotgun still shoot one pellet? Might be why he missed all the time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kichilron 8550 Posted July 3, 2014 nobody cares. Quite frankly noone cares about your posts that are against the rules. Your comments like this have been hidden multiple times already. Post constructively or don't post at all. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ninja_Meh 115 Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) Quite frankly noone cares about your posts that are against the rules. Your comments like this have been hidden multiple times already. Post constructively or don't post at all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&feature=kp LIKE A BOWSS Edited July 3, 2014 by Ninja_Meh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ColonelBurton 145 Posted July 4, 2014 Does the shotgun still shoot one pellet? Might be why he missed all the time. It's the most useless firearm in the game right now even at point blank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
