Jiggly Ritz

So, I already posted this story as a comment on another topic, but I thought someone else might like to read it because it is pretty funny. I never KOS period. Just yesterday I was walking close to a military base, and I spotted a guy laying on the ground with a gun (all I had was a baseball bat). I approached him with the intention of saying hello, but he turned around and took two shots at me with what I could now discern was a shotgun. He missed both shots somehow, and got up off of the ground and pulled out an axe. This was when I discovered the ultimate tactic for defeating a player with melee. I began running around him in circles and hitting him with my bat loling profusely at the simplicity of my tactic, and how well it was working. He did not even manage to get a hit on me XD. He then started to run away, and to my own surprise I gained the confidence to chase his ass down lol. He then started reloading his shotgun, and by the time he was done I was about 10 feet away from him. He pointed his gun at me, and again I enacted my strategy of running around him in circles. He missed both his shots again, which gave me another opening to hit him with my bat. After a few more hits, he passed out, and I began violently smashing his head in with my bat to ensure his demise. I then looted him, and hit him about 5 time in the head with his own axe for good measure. The moral of this story: Don't KOS kids, it will only get you an axe to the face :D

So first off, before you all scream alpha in my face I just want to let you know that I understand that this game is under development, and these types of problems are to be expected. Please don't take this as a rant, because it isn't. With that out of the way, here is my dilemma. I had stopped playing Dayz for a while in order to wait for the new patch. When it finally came out I decided "hey cool, new patch, guess I'll play it". However, when I entered the game I was greeted with a familiar problem that, at this point, was getting VERY frustrating. When I logged into my favorited server, I was greeted with my character stuck under a building AGAIN. Then I had a thought: "well, it is a new update, perhaps they have added the ability to respawn your character". So, I opened the game menu, and low and behold: the option to respawn was STILL grayed out. Any Ideas as to why they still have not fixed this? It was to my understanding that they have gotten numerous reports of this problem, so why have they still not addressed it? It seems like a simple enough addition. IDK, anyway guys sorry for the long post, I just wanted to see if others are still having this issue, and if anyone has any solutions.

If my memory serves me correctly, the only reason that the Japanese even survived that battle was because a tsunami swept through the battlefield and killed off the Mongols lol. P.S. yes that costume would be an awesome unisex apocalyptic cult outfit. But you would be a very big/colorful target lol.

So then what should we call it? Hand ball?

what movies is this? It looks amazing.

From an exert about the battle of Japanese samurai during the Mongolian invasion: "...a warrior would step out, announce his name and lineage, and prepare for one-on-one combat with a foe. Unfortunately for the Japanese, the Mongols were not familiar with the code. When a lone samurai stepped forward to challenge them, the Mongols would simply attack him en masse, much like ants swarming a beetle."

Who is Guppy? Youtuber or something?

Looked at the tags and lol'd so hard :D You have my beans!

used the spraypaint tool :D #SKILL

I know that people generally die with their eyes open, but when someone is faking their death they tend to keep them shut. Generally out of fear, but also because the attacker could see their eyes moving and know that they aren't dead (obviously not possible to replicate in dayz, but you get the point).

I am now calling for a potato gun. We need this in game lol. We could craft it from a butane canister and a pipe lololol. Look out bandits here I come!

It's not that the are a is infested with zombies, it's that they can now see you from MUCH farther away.

Just an ideal: Right clicking your weapon should have the option to "kill self"

Your screen should also go black when you fake your death because IRL you would have your eyes closed. This would also make it more fair for both the attacker and the victim. Besides, you can hear the things around you anyway, so you would just have to determine the right time to get back up and hope that you were right.

somewhat, but if they want the reloading to work that way it should work the same way for the magazines because in real life just like chambering a round you would have to physically remove the magazine from your backpack/pants or whatever, and put it into the gun.