the art of doing camping

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

I was inspire from this guy leeharveyenfiled after I read his diary about the happy camper when he find a good house and wait like a assassin for some bodies to come inside and he is readty with a gun what he has point on the door and makes the kill here is the story

 

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/199646-diary-of-a-happy-camper/

 

ok what is the bester way to make the camping for maximum chance of find good players with a lot of gear but quality best than how much player so I don't want 100's freash spawn I want maybe 1 or 2 or 3 players coming with ALL THE GEARS like m4 and best backpacks and binoculars.

 

so what is my plan?

 

I realiseing most guys spawn eastern side and in the centre is much places for high loot airports and towns and also players so I put my brain into the head of a clever player and think like what he might do to survive and it is this, get what I need for surviving and GET HELL OUT FROM THE PVP ZONE.

 

I found the place what I will use for camping in the house in the forest it is the perfect one because is far from busy place there is water pond close and animals for the fire and ash tree so NATURE IS HELPING ME WIN I cant say where because then everybody will copy but I am sure you can find a place like what I did and make youself a perfect camper house.

 

I have a nice house in the forest and I can see around from windows and the best is the floor of the downstairs makes loud sound what I can listen in my bedroom I know because I do the test with machete master and also the stair is VERY LOUD so I am always ready when they are coming full reload and aim on the top stairs HELLO BANG and the man is dead.

 

follow my system stay out of busy pvp zone and away from fresh spawn because this is trouble, find quieter place and be patient like a fishing man and when you get a prize it is the top prize. don't know what happen to me because I was not interested in doing murders before but when I read this story from leeharveyenfiled I was transformed into a kill machine and I love this game

 

and don't worry if you are getting boring from sitting around all day and just waiting take abook NOW I REALISE WHY THEY PUT THE BOOKS AND IN MY HOUSE EVERYTIME I SPAWN IN THERE IS A NEW ONE SO I READ AND IMPROVE MY ENGLISH AY THE SAME TIME I WAIT. important point make a hotkey FOR THE BOOK AND THE GUN

 

 

tell me about your camping adventures and give me some tips because I want to be camping master then when I am bored have enough I will try a different way of enjoying this game because way of playing dayz are unlimiting have fun and be careful if you think the house is empty and nobody came because I will maybe am waiting with my friend machete master and if you come on the stairs you never seeing the grass or trees no more

Edited June 20, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[Andy Red 25]

So DayZ is turning from Run Forest Run Simulator to House Sitter Tycoon...

What an advancement we have.

[frosti 2165]

 

follow my system stay out of busy pvp zone and away from fresh spawn because this is trouble, find quieter place and be patient like a fishing man and when you get a prize it is the top prize. don't know what happen to me because I was not interested in doing murders before but when I read this story from leeharveyenfiled I was transformed into a kill machine and I love this game

Hai.

[TheWizard14 372]

lol you sound like a happy camper. just keep on reading those books and don't become one of those mainstream kill on sighters.

[boneboys 7988]

My favourite game at the moment is sniping the snipers that are waiting for players to loot Balota Airport or in and around the northern hospital in Cherno.

I've killed two in the hills north of the airfield so far, in the screenshot below I'm pretty sure the guy logged out, he must have been shitting himself,,,lol !

 

[brumey 116]

i love you

i always shit my Pants cuz of laughing when i read your texts!

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

lol you sound like a happy camper. just keep on reading those books and don't become one of those mainstream kill on sighters.

 

yeas I am happy and yes I am a camping and no I don't become mainstream kill on sight players bevause if I see a player in the field or on the street I will try to talk and 99% we are friends after even when somebody shoot and  its ok because everybody afraid in dayz to die but when they realise you are trying to be a friend most time what I tried this they have relief and relax some more and forget about murder

 

My favourite game at the moment is sniping the snipers that are waiting for players to loot Balota Airport or in and around the northern hospital in Cherno.

I've killed two in the hills north of the airfield so far, in the screenshot below I'm pretty sure the guy logged out, he must have been shitting himself,,,lol !

 

 

hahaha it is good to know there is a angel who is patrol the airport to kill snipers I never tried snipering before because I never found sniper gun but I am happy there is sniper because it make me afraid when I see a hill or a apartment maybe there is a sniper what is hiding there watch me through his zoom scope. good job bone

boys

i love you

i always shit my Pants cuz of laughing when i read your texts!

 

I make a suggestion next time you see I am write about something STOP don't read a word. go to the bathroom and empty your ass then you can read and laugh but you don't have to worry about making poop trousers. I am have lunch nowe but when my dad going to the shopping I am put dayz on the pc and relax read some more about the alice in wonderlands and keep my ears open and my gun closer.

[bain 23]

You and machete master are my heroes. Lol. You camp the hell out of the cabin man.

[brumey 116]

 

 

I make a suggestion next time you see I am write about something STOP don't read a word. go to the bathroom and empty your ass then you can read and laugh but you don't have to worry about making poop trousers. I am have lunch nowe but when my dad going to the shopping I am put dayz on the pc and relax read some more about the alice in wonderlands and keep my ears open and my gun closer.

 

hey machete master

i just started reading frankenstein in my barn north of cherno!  my neighbour in the piano house still has borrowed alice in wonderland from me... 

maybe our paths cross sometime in the wastelands of chernarus. i am wondering where is a good place to hunt animals. i wanna become a pelt trader

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

yesterday after 6 hours of wait not 6 hours session but 4 sessions what is adding together to make 6 hours at last my 4th victim walk into the house and after he looked around the downstairs area I heard my new favourite noise in dayz what is a player coming on the stair I was waiting in the room on right side from player view when he came I shoot one sks into his brain and now I am proud to explain I have my first AKM with 57 round of pristine bullet and with the other 3 camper victims I never had so much good healths and so much beautiful gear I think I am now ready to take my new AKM to the beach and try hunt the sniper players. My camping adventure was fun success and I will never forget the fun of 4 kills of player who were 100% sure nobody in the house nice relax and no worry but after they respawn I am sure they thinking 'we must never forget behind every door maybe is clever patient evil camper son of the bitch'

pease out

Edited June 24, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[kakysas666 191]

My favourite game at the moment is sniping the snipers that are waiting for players to loot Balota Airport or in and around the northern hospital in Cherno.

I've killed two in the hills north of the airfield so far, in the screenshot below I'm pretty sure the guy logged out, he must have been shitting himself,,,lol !

 

 

 

that's what I have been doing for the past month myself. Even from a SAME building you are in. SPOOKY. Only difference is that I have LRS instead of shitty PU. You are not serious counter-sniper.

[rickyriot 1009]

There is no "art" to camping.

Camping is the lowest common denominator in terms of gameplay. I have no problems with bandits, KoS'ers or those who go around in groups to bully lone players, but just sitting in one spot waiting for others to turn up, in a map the size of DayZ is very poor.

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

There is no "art" to camping.

Camping is the lowest common denominator in terms of gameplay. I have no problems with bandits, KoS'ers or those who go around in groups to bully lone players, but just sitting in one spot waiting for others to turn up, in a map the size of DayZ is very poor.

 

 

I DONT AGREE!!!!

first you need survive long enough time and find what is need for survive alone in the house for long time

then you must find a house what have good chance for top loot player coming here but low chance for low loot player

then you need to be patint and don't listen to temptation of going out side is discipline

then you must have ability to be sharp in the focus have quick reaction and perfect kill emotions after sometime many hour when nothing happen make you falling aslep

 

and most important you need to win the fights kill the player everytime and DONT DAMAGE GEAR = HEADSHOTS

IS ART everything if you doing in perfection way is art include camping

 

I doing 6 hours kill 4 player even one guy who make axae attack after desink stop my gun select happening I stay calm find the gun and make headshot kill between eyes of this man. I AM ARTIST OF CAMPING

Edited June 24, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[jubeidok 495]

Good thing grenades are in our future. =)

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

Good thing grenades are in our future. =)

 

this grenade and molotoff cocktail is great fear maker of the camper artist, if they make grenade happen I hope they make possible a system like maybe take the old bath from the bathroom put upside down and hide there safe from explod so the guy come in very confident is nobody there mybe dead camper then I throwing the bath away and doing headshot in him face hahaha

[gibonez 3633]

So DayZ is turning from Run Forest Run Simulator to House Sitter Tycoon...

What an advancement we have.

 

Better than what it is now aka.

 

Sit on top of a firehouse with 10 rounds of ammo , a firearm, and a can beans then use 3pp view to exploit the game and lay prone while seeing for miles waiting for a player to pass by close.

[Testnewbie 34]

Camping a house can be pretty funny for sure. I once played "the Butcher from Berenzino". Back when you could use the shotgun for killing I took a mask, some red pants, a woolcoat, machete, shotgun, handcuffs and some "tools" and waited in the "Pub" for some poor souls. I told them I am the barman and my name is "The Butcher from Berenzino". After that I offered them a drink, broke their legs (sometimes it killed them) and handcuffed them. Then I tried what kind of tools are working for killing them. After my 5th kill a "Bambi Protector" Squad came and told me to come out and stop that shit. I told them that I am the barman and the owner and that I would appreciate if they come in for a drink. But they were not interested. :(

I gunned the first one down and got killed after since my shotgun wasn´t meant to be a successor in a real fire fight. But I had some really good fun for sure. I don´t like to hunt bambis or so but some "psycho serial killer" shit is welcomed from time to time. So yes, "camping" a house can be funny. :D I guess I will try some weird shit in the new town up in the north next. Since I heard about the "walkie talkie ghost" some nasty ideas popped up in my twisted Dayz brain. 

[ld-airgrafix 403]

I love how people use role play excuses, when playing such a way. There is only one name for this type of game play and that's, coward.

[brumey 116]

i use roleplay excuses to go on a fishing trip and not wanting to kill ANYBODY!

if u find me or i find u. i will totally try everything to get into conversation! if youre a kos scum i am totally ok if u kill me (ist your way of playing). but if u dont kill me and start the conversation u will find out that u can have all my gear for not killing me. i just Need my fishing hooks!

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

i use roleplay excuses to go on a fishing trip and not wanting to kill ANYBODY!

if u find me or i find u. i will totally try everything to get into conversation! if youre a kos scum i am totally ok if u kill me (ist your way of playing). but if u dont kill me and start the conversation u will find out that u can have all my gear for not killing me. i just Need my fishing hooks!

 

I AM NOT KILL ON SIGHT PLAYER.

 

my camping adventure was finish yesterday after I find AKM and I start to be bored but I don't regret it was a LOTS OF FUN live like a trapdoor spider waiting for flies coming in and strike like cobra for top gear.

 

If I meet you in the game I always do 2 things

 

1 I say hey and try to be frend

2 I stay hide and wait if I am maybe on mission and have no time for risk life for talking

 

I don't shoot without talking I only doing this in my camping dayz and this dayz are finish so please if you see my name in the server you know is one frend for sure in chernarus map

Edited June 25, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™

[Kaboki 62]

If a guy wants to sit hours on end reading ingame books waiting for someone to shot/rob, then by all means whatever give you the thrills in this game is entirely up to you :lol: . But please don't call it an art/skill, the only skill you need is being a very patient mothefucka.... But we need campers in this game just as all other playstyles, it's what makes this game intresting and diverse. So good luck to you and Machete Master(if he really exist) and happy camping. ^_^

 

BTW, Shrub, when are you gonna introduce us to this legend of a guy named Machete Master ^_^  :rolleyes:

Edited June 25, 2014 by Kaboki

[Karmaterror 982]

So DayZ is turning from Run Forest Run Simulator to House Sitter Tycoon...

 

Nah....that's when dean announces that his new "tycoon" style game will also run on another version of the RV engine :P

[brumey 116]

is machete master an european? one can only speculate

Edited June 25, 2014 by brumey

[Helix2000 128]

the only camping i do is when i am by a campfire cooking some steaks. when they put tents in, i will be able to do thins properly. tent, campfire, enugh food and water for days, plus my trusty B95, but i do need to find a fishing hook. have 

 

i use roleplay excuses to go on a fishing trip and not wanting to kill ANYBODY!
 

we need to meet up and go on a fishing trip mate...

[brumey 116]

the only camping i do is when i am by a campfire cooking some steaks. when they put tents in, i will be able to do thins properly. tent, campfire, enugh food and water for days, plus my trusty B95, but i do need to find a fishing hook. have 

 

we need to meet up and go on a fishing trip mate...

i currently am fishing in the chernogorsk fishing grounds! AND

i got my own Server! -->

brumeys bluadwiesn | vilayer.com

IP: 217.23.8.102

Port: 2702

come and join the fun!

i currently fish on european evenings!

Edited June 25, 2014 by brumey