Bad Bandits are Bad

[Goddam Firestations 2]

Basically sums up most bandits in DayZ haha not my video but wait till the last like 20 seconds.

 

also if you wanna post bad bandits go ahead :thumbsup: ;)

[blissandpanic 92]

What happened? i thought they would get jumped or one would shoot the other by mistake or ANYTHING! lol

 

sorry but not funny at all...so.....

[pillock 850]

What happened? i thought they would get jumped or one would shoot the other by mistake or ANYTHING! lol

 

sorry but not funny at all...so.....

 

 

Player is held up by bandits

Player insults bandits and doesn't cooperate with hold up

Bandits execute player.

 

What exactly did he expect?

[stinkenheim 249]

I think the whole point is that they were pretty incompetent during the hold up. They couldn't even execute the guy properly at the end, missing the shot from a foot away.

[slippery gypsy 107]

the guy in the video deserved it ... i didnt like the cut of his jib at all 

[Briljin 102]

I think the whole point is that they were pretty incompetent during the hold up. They couldn't even execute the guy properly at the end, missing the shot from a foot away.

 

Clearly that point was too clever for our fellow Dayz players...

 

the guy in the video deserved it ... i didnt like the cut of his jib at all 

 

Why because he would rather not just submit to bandits, who more than likely would have executed him anyways.  Well maybe after they reload from all the misses at the insane distance of 2 feet!

[Bororm 1156]

I think the whole point is that they were pretty incompetent during the hold up. They couldn't even execute the guy properly at the end, missing the shot from a foot away.

 

Anyone who's played DayZ for any significant amount of time has missed a shot from point blank like that.  Happens to me all the time, because the game is wonky as fuck.  I shoot downed players in the head all the time to make sure they're actually dead, and this happens to me regularly.  Your sights/scope will be right on the guys head and you shoot and it just kicks up dirt under their head.

It's like people talking shit about snipers missing shots or whatever, as if they've never missed a shot themselves.

 

Just a butthurt dude, these bandits weren't particularly bad they just don't give a fuck.

This was just a normal DayZ encounter.

 

Also agree the dude deserved it, he had a crappy attitude.

Edited June 16, 2014 by Bororm

[hiniberus 122]

They were going to kill him anyway, legit only 1% of bandits actually hold up people and let them go. The others just kill them, so why not just get your gear ruined so they can't take anything from you :D ?

[zecele 211]

There not bandits there murderers.

[rickyriot 1009]

I'll be honest all this does is increase my dislike of the English, bandit or otherwise...  ^_^

 

Anyway, as others have said this is pretty much an A+B=C scenario. Not that I ever record my sessions, I've certainly not so vain as to do so, but if I did I could point to a litany of "bad bandits". One of my favourites has been where a bandit chasing me (me a fresh spawn, him a fully geared up fucknugget camping the Eastern beach spawn points) he has taken a few shots at me, hit me once and I had then spent the last 5 minutes running around (still bleeding) Solni, ducking and diving in an attempt to avoid a direct line of fire. All the time he is taunting me (in a whiny American accent - not sure what he was doing on a UK server) about how he is going to kill me only for the dreaded leg break from out of nowhere to strike. It struck him though, not me, so the chat from him suddenly turned to his pleas for help as it seemed he neither had sticks nor morphine (and this was pre-stick finding patch). He was still dangerous of course as he had a weapon, but it was a fairly easy task for me to bandage myself up, sneak up around him as he crawled along the road and punch him while taunting him about what a fucktard he was.

 

It's amazing what whiny little shits some bandits become when they are the ones fucked (some man up and accept their fate, others - and perhaps the majority - do seem to think a high pitched appeal for clemency is likely to win over the heart of someone they were intent on, virtually, torturing just a few minutes ago). The joy of despatching these sorts of players slowly and with as much malice as possible is one of the most enjoyable things in this game. 

[pilgrim* 3514]

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 Happens to me all the time, because the game is wonky as fuck.  I shoot downed players in the head all the time to make sure they're actually dead, and this happens to me regularly.  Your sights/scope will be right on the guys head and you shoot and it just kicks up dirt under their head.

 

what distance is your scope zeroed to dude?

Of course if you headshot someone at point blank in the scope crosshairs your shot will be off target

same for 3d person

Edited June 16, 2014 by pilgrim

[Bororm 1156]

what distance is your scope zeroed to dude?

Of course if you headshot someone at point blank in the scope crosshairs your shot will be off target

same for 3d person

 

It's not necessarily zeroing, though that has admittedly been the cause before, the game is just fucking wonky some times.  Happens with pistols too.  You see the impacts literally under their head.

 

 

For instance, this shot missed.  I mean looking at it closer, I guess maybe I was aiming too low?  The impact was behind his head though. The point is this shit happens, again it's like saying some sniper is bad or something because they're missing you, as if no one ever misses a shot.  It happens to everyone.

Edited June 16, 2014 by Bororm

[pilgrim* 3514]

It's not necessarily zeroing, though that has admittedly been the cause before, the game is just fucking wonky some times.  Happens with pistols too.  You see the impacts literally under their head.

For instance, this shot missed.  It doesn't matter what you're zeroed to, at that range there is no reason it should have missed.

 

you're complaining about missing when you pop bodies in the head at point blank ?

you work for the Stasi or something ?

hit them in the head with an axe wtf

 

cant get a clean bullet in the back of the neck when they're handcuffed because the game is 'fucking wonky'

can't pour petrol on them and set them alight either

or cut their throats

 

.. hardly worth playing

 

I admit it is a real pisser when you can't get a clean kill on a helpless victim 2 feet away and have to waste 3 bullets. It just messes up your entire sense of being a professional cold blooded butcher don't it ? I totally agree with you brother.

[Bororm 1156]

Lmao I have no idea what you're on about man but it's making me laugh

[slippery gypsy 107]

@ Briljin ...i dont like the guy typical jerk off crying foul ... and the only foul was he didnt have a gun... its really  simple Dayz known for ..scripting leg breaks and KOS ... dont wanna be kos dont go near people .. the guy did not comply ...he just ran round like a trolling bambi does ... and got what he deserved for it ... even hero clans will shoot you if you do not comply ....

[xalienax 621]

you're complaining about missing when you pop bodies in the head at point blank ?

you work for the Stasi or something ?

hit them in the head with an axe wtf

 

cant get a clean bullet in the back of the neck when they're handcuffed because the game is 'fucking wonky'

can't pour petrol on them and set them alight either

or cut their throats

 

.. hardly worth playing

 

I admit it is a real pisser when you can't get a clean kill on a helpless victim 2 feet away and have to waste 3 bullets. It just messes up your entire sense of being a professional cold blooded butcher don't it ? I totally agree with you brother.

I agree with the dislike of camping newspawns and all, but the current shooting mechanics are horrendously unreliable. a mentally handicaped 5yr old could hit someone reliably at that range.

[slippery gypsy 107]

I agree with the dislike of camping newspawns and all, but the current shooting mechanics are horrendously unreliable. a mentally handicaped 5yr old could hit someone reliably at that range.

what handicap are we talking.... cause i dont think a autistic 5yr old could make that shot

[rickyriot 1009]

a mentally handicaped 5yr old could hit someone reliably at that range.

 

what handicap are we talking.... cause i dont think a autistic 5yr old could make that shot

 

I think an autistic child could, after all it's not a physical disability. 

 

Now if they had spina bifida then I'm guessing it would be difficult for all sorts of reasons.

[xalienax 621]

what handicap are we talking.... cause i dont think a autistic 5yr old could make that shot

at basicly point blank range? im sorry you dont even need a basic understanding of sight picture. its literally point end towards other guy and squeeze. the fact that dayZ allows such a massive deviation at those ranges is hideous. this has nothing to do with skill or sway or ballisitics, its a poorly- no HORRIBLY done game mechanic deicing rather you get "lucky" or not.

[slippery gypsy 107]

at basicly point blank range? im sorry you dont even need a basic understanding of sight picture. its literally point end towards other guy and squeeze. the fact that dayZ allows such a massive deviation at those ranges is hideous. this has nothing to do with skill or sway or ballisitics, its a poorly- no HORRIBLY done game mechanic deicing rather you get "lucky" or not.

heyyyyyyy wait a minute .... didnt anyone tell you its ALPHA .... yeah buddy i went there

[xalienax 621]

heyyyyyyy wait a minute .... didnt anyone tell you its ALPHA .... yeah buddy i went there

yeah they had to reinvent the wheel instead of keeping the mods working weapon system. lol.

[pilgrim* 3514]

If your scope is zeroed at 300m and you put the crosshair on the guy's earlobe at 2m - where will the bullet hit ?

NOT the guy's ear, right ?

 

ya'know - if your scope is zeroed at 300m and you crosshair your victim's head at 20m, the bullet will go well OVER his head - right ?

 

you guys are the dread scopeshooters, you should know all that stuff, dontcha ?

 

in the photo further up, you can see the gunbarrel is not pointing at the guy's head - of course - so natch he misses. Ignore the scope and look down the iron sights. ya see ?

 

if he wants to murder guys with bags on their heads, he should zero his scope to 1m, lol.

 

xx

Edited June 17, 2014 by pilgrim

[ld-airgrafix 403]

Basically sums up most bandits in DayZ haha not my video but wait till the last like 20 seconds.

 

also if you wanna post bad bandits go ahead :thumbsup: ;)

This basically sums up dayz .

[Goddam Firestations 2]

Well I thought it was pretty funny but also its not like there was any reason for him to cooperate they would have most likely killed him anyways, but he should have probably started running away a lot sooner lol never trust people with m4's unless those people are me ;)