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I hopped on dayz, spawned in a town, i dont know where, wanted to kill myself, found a zombie, let him keep hitting me, broke my leg, zombie randomly died off (seriously), now im crawling, dont know where the F to go. Good thing is im bleeding but still. Really dayz D:

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So let me get this straight. You tried to kill yourself just because you didn't know where you spawned? I think you need a new name.

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U mean alpha'd D:

 

No..you got noob'd.

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Its obvious that your compound fracture in your leg, and the bone that was sticking out managed to go straight into the Zeds head at one point. 

 

Thats like Chuck Norris type badass level there. Kudos.

 

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You should have no problem crawling into Berezino and clearing the entire town on your own. 

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i don´t see why you need to make a post about it, but ok.

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So let me get this straight. You tried to kill yourself just because you didn't know where you spawned? I think you need a new name.

So what should my new name be?

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i don´t see why you need to make a post about it, but ok.

 

Probably generation gap. He's most likely mistaking forums and Twitter, Mybook, Facespace or Instagram. That's okay, he'll learn one day or an other.

 

 

So what should my new name be?

 

TheLoneSuicidal. Since, instead of trying to survive, you're trying to suicide.

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So what should my new name be?

I'd go with "TheLoneQuitter". It has just enough weight and gravitas to let people know they're dealing with someone who doesn't give in without a good blub.

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So what should my new name be?

 

How about TooLazyToRunToTheNextTownToSeeWhereTheHeLLiAM

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I love spawning in unknown area. Its challenging. Op is just pissed off he didnt spawn inside police station with m4 with scope in front of him. To the side full ammo clip and outside another fresh spawn with a big target sign on his back.

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