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stangster

If my Wife played DayZ...........

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You lazy sod, why don't you pick her up so she can see better?

 

Chivalry is dead.

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LOL

 

my wife actualyl DOES play and it goes something likes this

 

> Spend 20 minutes staking out a town and 20 more moving in all stealth like

> Begin looting Military spawn

> She runs into the building im in screaming OHH GOD HELP

> 30 zombies follow behind and eat my face

 

> repeat as needed until beer runs out and i go to bed.

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With this thread I was taken back to the time when my wife played computer games. When it came to guns, she thought, the bigger the better. She fired a RPG in a narrow tunnel. The whole squad died.   :lol:

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