aj3x 19 Posted April 23, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/dayz.standalonee/photos/a.337895296329423.80820.334693756649577/549028898549394/?type=1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted April 23, 2014 Ahhhhhh yissss. Realism. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jukaga 271 Posted April 23, 2014 How many 'deuce' threads do we need? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katana67 2907 Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Gnarly. Even though I'm marginally sure that Facebook isn't "official". Edited April 23, 2014 by Katana67 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
preacherlr 614 Posted April 23, 2014 Anonymous : Can't wait to knock someone out with a baseball bat and then take a shit on their head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Esolu 320 Posted April 23, 2014 It's going to add so much to the medical system, which I am very much looking forward to. :) Woot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
belphegor_goatzombie 100 Posted April 23, 2014 And this brings new use for the books. :P 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aj3x 19 Posted April 23, 2014 Gnarly. Even though I'm marginally sure that Facebook isn't "official". Same, but the models look pretty legit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Etherious 907 Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Force-Feeding to a WHOLE new level...also maybe a different source? FB is not on my trust list. Edited April 23, 2014 by DJ SGTHornet 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murlough 192 Posted April 23, 2014 Wow. Chernabus is about to get a whole lot stinkier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mancomb 131 Posted April 23, 2014 Let's just hope they implement it in such a way as to avoid having a bunch of trolls running around shitting on everyone/thing. It's bad enough having so many people running around shooting other players just for the sake of doing so; it'll be worse if said people add death-squatting to that. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted April 24, 2014 Let's just hope they implement it in such a way as to avoid having a bunch of trolls running around shitting on everyone/thing. It's bad enough having so many people running around shooting other players just for the sake of doing so; it'll be worse if said people add death-squatting to that. The game is a sandbox people should be allowed to do whatever they want. I simply hope that you cannot shit on command but instead get a notification when you can poop after some given time and much like thirst or hunger it increases to the point where you absolutely need to defecate. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbritain 63 Posted April 24, 2014 Oh, come on. Son of a crapnugget. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobieski12 835 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) The game is a sandbox people should be allowed to do whatever they want. I simply hope that you cannot shit on command but instead get a notification when you can poop after some given time and much like thirst or hunger it increases to the point where you absolutely need to defecate. Imagine being in a tense fire-fight and the text pops up saying "I really need to take a shit" "Can't hold it!" lol Edited April 24, 2014 by Sobieski12 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zedertone 378 Posted April 24, 2014 Can't wait to kill someone, and instead of tea-bagging?Shit down their nostrils. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chompster 171 Posted April 24, 2014 "I feel like taking a dump" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gibonez 3633 Posted April 24, 2014 Imagine being in a tense fire-fight and the text pops up saying "I really need to take a shit" "Can't hold it!" lol Yup i think that is amazing. It would force people to defecate in safe areas before entering a potentially dangerous situation. spawn at base and defecate before heading to town for supplies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geckofrog7 1168 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) Well, you can say that this is truly "enlightening" information. :lol: ( :beans: for being a Nod cyborg.) Edited April 24, 2014 by Geckofrog7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick1633 136 Posted April 24, 2014 So let me get this straight...... Zombie bodies disappear before you even finish killing them, but the fucking developers are adding this level of realism when it comes to shitting? Are you serious? Is this a fucking bad joke? The servers cant handle the items and players in the game already..... Add more realism to the things that are important to the game. This is the worst game development priorities possible. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geckofrog7 1168 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) So let me get this straight...... Zombie bodies disappear before you even finish killing them, but the fucking developers are adding this level of realism when it comes to shitting? Are you serious? Is this a fucking bad joke? The servers cant handle the items and players in the game already..... Add more realism to the things that are important to the game. This is the worst game development priorities possible.Aaand here we go.The guy who thinks all the devs are working on one thing at a time... Edited April 24, 2014 by Geckofrog7 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted April 24, 2014 I really don't want this in game. We have enough children running around in game without them acting like complete douchbags on an even grosser lvl. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick1633 136 Posted April 24, 2014 Aaand here we go.The guy who thinks all the devs are working on one thing at a time...So you honestly believe the art team can just keep piling on all the extra items and functions on a badly outdated engine....... While delivering us hoards of zombies later....... And not further delay the core pieces of the game? You are in denial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) I am pretty sure they aren't adding it for "shits" and giggles. I'm thinking more along the lines of bowel movements after eating or getting sick. I am 100% sure they aren't going to give players a magical shit button. Edited April 24, 2014 by Caboose187 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sloshtt 17 Posted April 24, 2014 im pretty sure everyone is going to feel the need to snap one off just as they get infront of the school in elektro should make for some interesting sniper montages! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paisius77 36 Posted April 24, 2014 I am 100% sure they aren't going to give players a magical shit button. Yeah we already have one of those. Called the local Chinese food buffet......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites