Which one of you weirdos was this..

[Hetstaine 10852]

 

Then, I go to the airfield in the north end and I'm lookin around and I hear this fucking sociopath whos like "HAAAAYYY GUUURLLLLL DROOOP THE WEAPON" I don't even have one but I threw down my green pen? Whatever. hes like "YEAAAAH GUUURLL WALK OUTSIDE OR ILL RAPE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

So I figure okay whatever I'll give this fucker my green pen and he'll let me run away.

So I walk outside and this mother fucker basically lights me up with an M4 for no reason and then starts moaning and yelling "YEEEEAAA IMMM RAPPPPPINNN YOU"

 

I'm about to rage uninstall.

 

 

 

 

 

How am i supposed to get into this game

 

 

[applejaxc 2500]

I'll take credit for it?

 

All the drug abuse and alcoholism... green pens just bring out the worst in me, okay? Don't judge me.

Edited April 17, 2014 by Applejaxc

[Zedertone 378]

LOL. I lol'd at the quoted msg.

[nexventor 429]

So you got the airfield with no weapon and just a green pen? - First and most fatal mistake

 

You are alone - second

 

You are seen - Third

 

You trusted someone - Fourth 

 

You made it easy for them (not saying it wasn't inevitable anyway though) - Fifth 

 

I am not saying this to make you feel silly, I am trying to help. If it was me with the M4, I wouldn't have said those things but I would have killed you. Going to the airfield, especially the NW one is for top tier gear you should already be somewhat kitted, a gun, a vest and healthy status should be absolutely mandatory if you care about survival.

[hellcat420 212]

So you got the airfield with no weapon and just a green pen? - First and most fatal mistake

 

You are alone - second

 

You are seen - Third

 

You trusted someone - Fourth 

 

You made it easy for them (not saying it wasn't inevitable anyway though) - Fifth 

 

I am not saying this to make you feel silly, I am trying to help. If it was me with the M4, I wouldn't have said those things but I would have killed you. Going to the airfield, especially the NW one is for top tier gear you should already be somewhat kitted, a gun, a vest and healthy status should be absolutely mandatory if you care about survival.

i think you are missing the point.

[Jfiles 439]

i saw this 5 minutes ago. I hate yet to stop laughing

[nexventor 429]

i think you are missing the point.

 

Wow what enlightening post? 

[Knock (DayZ) 111]

I witnessed this happening... and I did nothing to save the OP. :'(

 

After the murder, all I saw was Applejaxc going batshit crazy after his "fresh kill". 

 

Kinda looked like this...

 

He then proceeded to pick up the green pen, and he wrote "GO HARD OR GO HOME" all over the walls. He used the OP's naked body for a little more decoration... :'(

Edited April 17, 2014 by Knock

[triage 117]

So you got the airfield with no weapon and just a green pen? - First and most fatal mistake

 

You are alone - second

 

You are seen - Third

 

You trusted someone - Fourth 

 

You made it easy for them (not saying it wasn't inevitable anyway though) - Fifth 

 

I am not saying this to make you feel silly, I am trying to help. If it was me with the M4, I wouldn't have said those things but I would have killed you. Going to the airfield, especially the NW one is for top tier gear you should already be somewhat kitted, a gun, a vest and healthy status should be absolutely mandatory if you care about survival.

 

It's a joke man.... a joke... 

[nexventor 429]

But it sounds like 90% of the other threads that are posted on a daily basis, how I am suppose to kno.....

 

Oh I get it. 

 

Not really funny unless it's some sort inside joke... or something to do with reddit, which I don't frequent

[Hetstaine 10852]

So you got the airfield with no weapon and just a green pen? - First and most fatal mistake

 

You are alone - second

 

You are seen - Third

 

You trusted someone - Fourth 

 

You made it easy for them (not saying it wasn't inevitable anyway though) - Fifth 

 

I am not saying this to make you feel silly, I am trying to help. If it was me with the M4, I wouldn't have said those things but I would have killed you. Going to the airfield, especially the NW one is for top tier gear you should already be somewhat kitted, a gun, a vest and healthy status should be absolutely mandatory if you care about survival.

 

 

I assume you are talking to the guy i have quoted ??

[Zedertone 378]

I assume you are talking to the guy i have quoted ??

Awkwardddd. 

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

 

So I walk outside and this mother fucker basically lights me up

 

 

 

 

Edited April 17, 2014 by Steak and Potatoes

[srgntpepper 85]

well, when the physics engine is working better maybe you can throw the green pen in his jugular next time

[shaeg 136]

In the greatest murder simulate ever made did you expect there not to be nut jobs playing?

[anothercynicalbrit 166]

i think you are missing the point.

No i think you are missing the point, the reason why this person was acting like such an idiot is because he knew he could, if the OP (quote) had a gun then none of this would have happened, also even if that guy did say all that stuff killing him would have been all the more pleasing, for me anyway.

[ptk (DayZ) 178]

This thread made me hungry for tacos...

[WargameKlok 166]

...... Then I spawned in Cherno and I was like "Yo, any Friendlys in Cherno?" And they were like "Yeah, cmon in" and BLAMMO I'm dead, like WTF. Then I spawn in Elektro, right, and I'm like " Yo, any friendlys in Elektro?" And they're like " yeak, cmon in" and then BLAMMO I'm fuckin dead, right? I'm like WTF. RAGE UNINSTALL:(

[Tomo2000uk 33]

 

 

 

 

 

 

How am i supposed to get into this game

 

 

You dont get into this game , it gets into you.

[DMack 60]

It's not until you play video games with built in voicechat systems that you really start to understand just how messed up some people in this world really are.

[anothercynicalbrit 166]

It's not until you play video games with built in voicechat systems that you really start to understand just how messed up some people in this world really are.

For me it was the moment i got an internet connection but to each his own.  :D

[Knock (DayZ) 111]

 

I assume you are talking to the guy i have quoted ??

^This.

 

My god people. Click the hyperlink. Hetstaine was sharing someone else's story lol.

 

 

But it sounds like 90% of the other threads that are posted on a daily basis, how I am suppose to kno.....

 

Oh I get it. 

 

Not really funny unless it's some sort inside joke... or something to do with reddit, which I don't frequent

Yes, it's from reddit. He linked to the story, and then he was asking which one of us did it (as a joke).

[infiniteripper 8]

I'll take credit for it... ;)