"That female zombie is starting to look attractive"

[Drake903 0]

I'm getting status effect things such as "I think I caught something from that zombie" and "That female zombie is starting to look attractive" but I'm finding nothing online about zombie infection. Can anyone tell me how to remedy this situation?

[Mullraugh 1151]

Join a different server. The one you're on has those stupid-ass server messages.

[pacific_coast 632]

you had to try it didn't you

 

you lonely bastard

[Etherious 907]

you had to try it didn't you

 

you lonely bastard

Hey...they aren't that bad. ;-;

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Go home, your drunk.

[Mullraugh 1151]

[GOD™ 2795]

you're drunk.

 

Edited April 8, 2014 by GOD™

[Jfiles 439]

apocalypse does that. Though i do find my chair kinda sexy. 

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

 

Welcome back you sloppy boy.

[Lumeria 27]

Let's just hope you don't get bitten due to your love for the female zombies, also you better hope they don't look like my profile picture.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Let's just hope you don't get bitten due to your love for the female zombies, also you better hope they don't look like my profile picture.

 

She's beautiful.

[Korsbaek 1778]

also you better hope they don't look like my profile picture.

 

It's majestic. Where can I get one?

[Franchi (DayZ) 146]

She's beautiful.

 I want her so bad, but I just can't stand the biting!

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

It's majestic. Where can I get one?

 

Look underneath your bed.

[Irish. 4886]

"You are infected."

 

"You need to drink disinfectant." 

 

^ epic server troll I saw . 

[Timewarp (DayZ) 32]

I looked up her skirt and got bit,,,,,,, how rude.

[Jex 1104]

Can I come to the wedding?

[umberfive 89]

Here in germany we have a saying. I do not know the english counterpart. "Sie findet dich zum Anbeißen!"

[Korsbaek 1778]

Look underneath your bed.

 

I did. Dissapointed. There was only a small one there.

[LeChat 131]

I was going to say that if you find rotting corpses... attractive, this might be for you.

 

[Katana67 2907]

She looked like a freak to me...

 

[komadose 190]

"I feel like having myself a blue waffle"

Edited April 8, 2014 by komadose

[Murlough 192]

I think I speak for every brotha in the apocolypse when I say DAAAAAMMMMN SHAWTY.

[pacific_coast 632]

i imagine OP wearing riders jacket and pulling this move 24/7

[Plaguetongue 47]

 "That female zombie is starting to look attractive"

 

oh dude you have a strange taste for wimmen