The Kafu Tribe Event

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

This event is meant to be as silly and fun as possible.

 

It will be held on a weekend, most likely on a Saturday, on a full-server.

 

What is going to happen;

 

Players who are accepted from the forums to join the Kafu Tribe will meet at a designated point. This designated point will be a scenic, isolated area, most likely near the coast.

After everyone is assembled, unarmed tribesmen will be taken by armed tribesmen to loot nearby towns for melee weapons. Guns are reserved for Afeso Guards. We will not take any closes. We will try to create as many courier bags as possible. We will try to stockpile the most uncivilized clothes around, such as canvas pants.

After we have a large group of armed tribesmen, we will move away from the towns we used for looting and head towards high traffic areas. Kafu Tribesmen will chase down hostile armed players, shouting "KAFU AFAGO!" Anyone who does not shout "KAFU AFAGO!" has a chance of being put down.

 

Fresh spawns will be told to leave. Friendlies who seem trustworthy will be allowed to meet the Kafu Chief who will honor them with some canvas pants and sacred berries. Before a person meets the Kafu Chief, they must have their gun holstered. Guards will kill anyone who comes into the designated room with a gun out, excluding tribesmen.

 

How to get on this;

 

First of all, reply. Kafu Captured Doctor Smart Guy Slaves will check out your info to make sure you're not a douche. Then, you will be accepted, and will be given the option to add me on Steam or Skype. You will be let in as an honorable Kafu Tribesmen.

 

If you want to be Afeso Guards, that is a different story. Most of the Afeso Guards will be trusted friends of the Kafu Chief. They will be armed with handguns and rifles. They will put down any rebellious Kafu Tribesmen.

 

NOTE: If you have the ability to record this, buttery smooth, please do so.

 

Kafu Laws of Afago

 

1.) Farming Tools best for mauling dangerous men.

2.) Fireaxe is blasphemous and show you are not true Kafu.

3.) Kafu Chief open to criticism unless involve if can have gun or not.

4.) Payday Masks only worn by Kasas.

5.) Maul all Kasas.

6.) If kill man without shouting "KAFU AFAGO!" even once you be exiled, canvas pants confiscated

 

 

[Ninja_Meh 115]

im in :) KAFU AFA-GO!!! get me some pants :)

i r definitely not an uber douche, just alittle bit douchey, mainly to bandits or annoying people so i think its justified

[creature 1189]

You have chosen a most fitting user name.  :thumbsup:  :D  :thumbsup:

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

Many forum are Kasas. Not good.

[Weedz 1105]

Hello my name is Weedz and I approve this message.

[pacific_coast 632]

aradia can i bring beans

[The_Monk 320]

Interested pending time zone.

[pacific_coast 632]

oh no wait i want to be the first contact you have with advanced civilization

 

i have many magic boom sticks to show you primtive screwheads

 

i'm not picard, prime directive can gtfo

[irishroy 1347]

Gr8 idea!

 

Can i keep ma leather jacket?

 

What about sawn off shitguns?

Yes, No, maybe? :>

[Weedz 1105]

i'm not picard, prime directive can gtfo

I ran out of beans so I can only give you a  :thumbsup:

[makomachine 263]

I have no idea how to pronounce that - and this seems ridiculously silly. Count me in. :)

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

Gr8 idea!

 

Can i keep ma leather jacket?

 

What about sawn off shitguns?

Yes, No, maybe? :>

You will be the designated Kafu Mad Max.

oh no wait i want to be the first contact you have with advanced civilization

 

i have many magic boom sticks to show you primtive screwheads

 

i'm not picard, prime directive can gtfo

Army of Darkness References automatically earn the most honorable of positions.

 

 

I have no idea how to pronounce that - and this seems ridiculously silly. Count me in. :)

 

KAW-FOO A-FAG-O

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

Interested pending time zone.

I'll try to figure out a time that is reasonable. It would be helpful if I vcould get everyone's Time Zones.

[irishroy 1347]

You will be the designated Kafu Mad Max.

 

YES

I warned you, crazy GIF

Edited March 24, 2014 by irishroy