Almost 700 hours in.. and...

[TheMeow 3]

2 primaries are just pointless imo, mosin, axe, revolver, what more do you need? Not to mention the fact that I would have to put my second primary on the ground each time I want to do something is just ugh.

 

Yeah, but I like it, though. When they die, at least I can equip my mate, and leave the rest on the floor for some lucky bambi to pick up. Please, always carry 2 guns, at least that 2 7.62 bullets are not wasted for nothing.

[Irish. 4886]

I had really enjoyed carrying 2 primaries on my 1 character.. the others I had set up with just 1. But on my double primary guy I found it very effective to be always ready for a CQB fight by carrying my M4 all the time, and any time I saw a long range engagement opportunity I could take the 15 seconds to switch my weapons and place my M4 on my body and my Mosin in my hands.. 

 

But lately Ive found sniping to just be far too boring and I have not done it in a while.. so Ill be giving my Mosin away soon 

[blurhitz 244]

How does every thread here change the subject after 3 ~ 4 posts?

[recoil333 6]

You must get all kinds of pussy. Too bad reproducing offspring will bring the cumulative IQ of the entire world down a notch.

Low IQ? Funny kid, my IQ is 182.. I'm actually a 52 year old spinal surgeon, I make 56k a week and OWN my hospital... Now constructive criticism means you have a low IQ?.. I think 700 hours in a video game instead of real life is LOW IQ..

[Weedz 1105]

Low IQ? Funny kid, my IQ is 182.. I'm actually a 52 year old spinal surgeon, I make 56k a week and OWN my hospital... Now constructive criticism means you have a low IQ?.. I think 700 hours in a video game instead of real life is LOW IQ..

So you're substantially smarter than Stephen Hawking who can do astro-physics calculations off the top of his head and who if not tied with Einstein for smartest person to ever live is probably even slightly more intelligent than him huh?

 

If you really had a high IQ you would know that people who actually have high IQ's couldn't care less about and know that there is no way to test what someone's actual IQ is. We also usually tend to not write like we are teenage bully high school dropouts or resort to insulting people on a videogame's forums simply for playing said videogame. The previously mentioned Mr. Hawking says it best "I have no idea what my IQ is. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers"

 

Try again when you can make up a lie that is even slightly plausible ... kid.

 

Edited March 23, 2014 by Weedz

[Hama 60]

700 hours in 96 days is 7 hours and 17 minutes ingame each day :huh: Thats a lot!

[Smartsham 21]

Patch .43 is amazing, easily the most comfortable playing session I have ever had. Great job, the zombies running faster is great and the placeholder for the zombie spawn is way better then nothing, and its actually decent if you don't go around popping shots into everything. The Zombies you can just run away from, dunno how people are dying from them, its like they forget you can just run away. Anyway, the game is looking great! This last patch was a nice one and I look forward to the first content release with hunting/cooking.

I was sooo suprised by the zombies, such an improvement. I was in between the NWAF and Kresno so i got zombies from all sides. Scared me shitless! Ended up pumping out 40 or so rounds from my 45 pistol before it all stopped. Had an error that wouldn't let me use my med kit and sprinted to the NWAF station and found some band aids narrowly avoiding bleeding to death. Thought for sure id get shot but i made it!

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Yeah...  Pick one, eaten by zombies cause you decided weapon mongering is a good idea for some reason, or...... live?

 

 

 

Yeah, that shit does suck haha.. But,  if I got a LRS in my backpack and came across a Mosin I would gladly lay down an ACOG M4 :)

 

Never.

 

ACOG M4 + MP parts trumps Mosin in 9 situations out of 10. The Mosin is great, but the M4A1 with the ability to shoot to (potentially 700, realistically 400) metres is beast.

[Ineedscoffee 464]

700 hours in? Hows unemployment, being single and a virgin?

 

lets see, roughly 300 hours in, 40 hours a week at work, fiance, cat, and social circle. only 32, so 6 to 7 hours of sleep is plenty.

 

i think your over exaggerating a few

[Grimey Rick 3417]

700 hours in? Hows unemployment, being single and a virgin?

 

I've got 643 hours logged as of right now, and I didn't even get the game until mid-January. I've been off work for the last two months (I start up again the first of April). I work in the oil industry running a crane 6 months of the year making roughly $250,000. I have a wife (who also plays DayZ), four kids (two of whom play DayZ) and I still have sex on a very regular basis. (;

 

I get up, make breakfast, talk to the wife as she gets ready for work (she's a nurse), get the kids off to school, work out for 45-60 minutes in one of my three garages which is set up as a gym, then I game the rest of the day. Kids get home, I get them something to eat, wife gets home, we usually make supper together, socialize, get the kids off to bed after homework, I slip the wife the ol' one eye, she goes to bed, I play some more DayZ.

 

I don't normally articulate my every fucking move but posts like these make me want to break the guy's fingers who posted it. Not every situation where video games are played requires virgin status.

[GrappleX 354]

Low IQ? Funny kid, my IQ is 182.. I'm actually a 52 year old spinal surgeon, I make 56k a week and OWN my hospital... Now constructive criticism means you have a low IQ?.. I think 700 hours in a video game instead of real life is LOW IQ..

 

Yeah, and I'm an astronaut playboy millionaire who bangs Jennifer Lawrence on a regular basis.

 

Come on man, its the internet. Nobody is cool here.

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Yeah, and I'm an astronaut playboy millionaire who bangs Jennifer Lawrence on a regular basis.

 

Come on man, its the internet. Nobody is cool here.

 

Kristen Stewart maybe

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Low IQ? Funny kid, my IQ is 182.. I'm actually a 152 year old spinal make believe surgeon, I make 56k mommy points a week and OWN play with my hospital wiener... Now constructive criticism means you have a low IQ is not what I'm partaking in.. I think 700 hours in a video game instead of real life is LOW IQ none of my business..

 

EDIT: fix't

Edited March 23, 2014 by Grimey Rick

[GrappleX 354]

^^^

 

Fucking hilarious.

Edited March 23, 2014 by GrappleX

[recoil333 6]

EDIT: fix't

1. He made it my business posting on a public forum..

2. Negativity editing a post of a man with a medical degree WHOS SAVED lives and corrected scoliosis in numerous kids makes you look like an asshole..

3. I don't care, nor believe you've ever operated any crane that wasn't made of lego's with that attitude boy..

4. Ive had 15 girlfriends in 2013, I know how a man acts who's ever spoke to a women and you're not one of them

Edited March 23, 2014 by Recoil

[Weedz 1105]

1. He made it my business by posting on a public forum..

2. Negativly editing the post of a man with a medical degree WHO'S SAVED the lives of and corrected scoliosis in numerous kids makes you look like an asshole.. < * only need 1 period at the end of a sentence unless you're trying to end with ... which requires 3 not 2

3. I don't care, nor believe that you've ever operated any crane that wasn't made of lego's with that attitude boy.. < refer to Item * above

4. [2013 is over] >   I had 15 girlfriends in 2013; I know how a man acts who's ever spoke to a women and you're not one of them <this last line is so horrible it is un-correctable. I assume you were trying to say "I know how a man acts who's never spoken to a women because I'm one of them"

                           

 

 

I've taken the liberty of correcting your horrid spelling, grammar, sentence structure, and punctuation for you Mr. Super Genius Level IQ

 

 

 

P.S. Surgeons are usually the least intelligent of all doctors as they don't actually need to know anything other than what the human body is supposed to look like on the inside and that blood isn't supposed to be squirting out of your body; next time try going with something like a neurologist or a diagnostician.

Edited March 23, 2014 by Weedz

[GrappleX 354]

 

2. Negativity editing a post of a man with a medical degree WHOS SAVED lives and corrected scoliosis in numerous kids makes you look like an asshole..

4. Ive had 15 girlfriends in 2013, I know how a man acts who's ever spoke to a women and you're not one of them

 

Yup, I dragged a crate full of pandas out of a burning building once, then Katy Perry hopped on my junk afterwards. Usual day, you know. 

[AryanBoogeyman 185]

Low IQ? Funny kid, my IQ is 182.. I'm actually a 52 year old spinal surgeon, I make 56k a week and OWN my hospital... Now constructive criticism means you have a low IQ?.. I think 700 hours in a video game instead of real life is LOW IQ..

 

 

Are you also a Navy Seal sniper?

 

 

Internet retardation.... careful, it's catching.

Edited March 23, 2014 by AryanBoogeyman

[blurhitz 244]

I've been off work for the last two months (I start up again the first of April). I work in the oil industry running a crane 6 months of the year making roughly $250,000.

 

 

 I make 56k a week and OWN my hospital... 

 

0,5 billion a year (on a very good selling year, but sadly half of that money goes to expenditure) and still not boasting myself like you guys do. Please, stop, not trying to be a hippie but money doesn't make you any better than other people. Nor does the number of times you got laid.

Edited March 23, 2014 by xBlurHitz

[Weedz 1105]

Nor does the number of times you got laid.

Even if that number is more than 3?

[Grimey Rick 3417]

1. He made it my business posting on a public forum..

2. Negativity editing a post of a man with a medical degree WHOS SAVED lives and corrected scoliosis in numerous kids makes you look like an asshole..

3. I don't care, nor believe you've ever operated any crane that wasn't made of lego's with that attitude boy..

4. Ive had 15 girlfriends in 2013, I know how a man acts who's ever spoke to a women and you're not one of them

 

LOL

 

Thanks, that made my day.

[Forrelist 236]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[pacific_coast 632]

i havent played the hotfix yet

 

but im saying now zombies are too fast

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

also lol

[Grimey Rick 3417]

0,5 billion a year (on a very good selling year, but sadly half of that money goes to expenditure) and still not boasting myself like you guys do. Please, stop, not trying to be a hippie but money doesn't make you any better than other people. Nor does the number of times you got laid.

 

Not to start a flame war, but in my defense I was posting my average earnings and sexual encounters in reply to Mr. Super Doctor who seems to think anyone who games more than the accepted norm is a social reject. But honestly, for you to claim net earnings of $250,000,000 a year (half a billion gross, half of gross going to "expenditure") would require some level of proof to be taken seriously.

 

EDIT: Wait, you're from Brazil. Drugs, 'nuff said. I've heard rumors of the cartels playing a lot of DayZ.

Edited March 23, 2014 by Grimey Rick

[GrappleX 354]

 I am trained in gorilla warfare

 

Makes me laugh every time.