Do Not Defibulate Your Buddies

[leefriendfield 438]

I was bored so like any good ass I decided to give my friend a little shock with my newly found defibulators. Unfortunately he became knocked out, that is expected for I have done this before. Something changed though, he didnt get up after waiting and I even gave him some epinephrine but he did not wake up. I checked his pulse and hot damm he was having a heart attack. Without anymore batterys he slowly died of his heart attack. 

 

Just a quick little heads up do not defib your buddies unless you want them to die of a heart attack.

Edited March 22, 2014 by LeeFriendField

[soulfirez 901]

sounds pretty accurate to me well apart from the fact they run on tiny 9v batteries lol..

[hombrecz 832]

I was bored so like any good ass I decided to give my frind a little shock with my newly found defibulators.

 

Hey, that's what friends are for, right? heh

[kroms001 99]

 I checked his pulse and hot damm he was having a heart attack. Without anymore battery he slowly died of his heart attack. 

 

Just a quick little heads up do not defib your buddies unless you want them to die of a heart attack.

wait... you can check a pulse???

[frosti 2165]

Don't try this at home kids!

[guppy22143 1081]

You never, EVER, defib your buddy unless he is already fibrullating.

[Weyland Yutani (DayZ) 1159]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8olsK2hDlD8

 

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Edited March 22, 2014 by Weyland Yutani

[res 373]

Put one shock paddle on one of his ears and the other one on the other and LET THE ELECTRICITY RUN THROUGH HIS BODY.

 

Perfect friendly DayZ prank!

 

:D

[leefriendfield 438]

Put one shock paddle on one of his ears and the other one on the other and LET THE ELECTRICITY RUN THROUGH HIS BODY.

 

Perfect friendly DayZ prank!

 

:D

Soon it will be hapening.

[res 373]

Soon it will be hapening.

 

Oh I can't wait for some view hungry Youtuber to make a montage of "DEFIB KILLZ" like if DayZ was BF3 or 4.

Edited March 22, 2014 by Res

[hombrecz 832]

Oh I can't wait for some view hungry Youtuber to make a montage of "DEFIB KILLZ" like if DayZ was BF3 or 4.

 

That brings up some suppressed memories from Battlefield  :blush:

[leefriendfield 438]

That brings up some suppressed memories from Battlefield  :blush:

ahh yes, back when those games were good.

[KaidenOZ 6]

 

corridordigital did a video of it already.  good watch :P

[guppy22143 1081]

 

corridordigital did a video of it already.  good watch :P

Told ya medics can be badasses.

[savini 587]

About a month ago on experimental I ...made a mistake.

 

I had just spawned and was running north when I came across the two story green house...near the factory...you know the one. Anyway, I walked in and found a defib unit on the floor. I was just about to get ready for work so I just wanted to dick around a bit before I left. So I picked it up, put my 9v into it and flipped it on. I scrolled the mouse wheel and it gave me the option to apply the paddles to myself. I thought "hm...I wonder..." so naturally I pressed it against my chest and jolted myself. Instantly unconscious. A few moments later "You are dead".

 

I laughed...respawned withing a kilometer of my corpse...went back to the house and did it again.

 

I was surprised I could take myself out with the defib unit...now if only there were an option to put a bullet in my skull I'd be able to run up and down the coast forcing fresh spawns to witness my multiple suicides.

 

Dark humor man...too dark.

[antonioajc 500]

What is this, Jackass?

[dvsilverwing 241]

Defibrillators: now the best way to kill LRS/Bipod campers.

[leefriendfield 438]

Defibrillators: now the best way to kill LRS/Bipod campers.

The only problem is there's a little notification that says XXX is defibing you.

Edited March 22, 2014 by LeeFriendField