Long Time Lurker!

[hutchthefreaker 49]

Hello all! 

Been playing for a long time, but something has really upset me about this game. Thankfully, the patch notes FINALLY address this VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE. 

-Gear: Tactical bacon configured and spawning on the server 

 

 

:)

 

[Elle 562]

hahah I almost spilled my whisky! 

[dayy 173]

OMG finally, BACON!!!! 

 

I here the tactical kind is most delectable, and can even service as a multi-purpose tool, I.E it shoots boiling grease at bandits, has a built in chainsaw for zeds, and if you look closely, each piece of tactical bacon comes with an up-to-date map of Chernarus!

[Geckofrog7 1169]

Bacon tastes bad.

 

:|

 

*runs away*

Edited March 19, 2014 by Geckofrog7

[dvsilverwing 241]

Bacon tastes bad.

 

:|

 

*runs away*

 

It's pretty bad for you.

Edited March 19, 2014 by dvsilverwing

[Elle 562]

It's pretty bad for you.

so are whisky and cigarettes.... come to think of it where the hell is the whisky?? oh and cigarettes??

[Geckofrog7 1169]

so are whisky and cigarettes.... come to think of it where the hell is the whisky?? oh and cigarettes??

"you are now addicted to mentats"

[Elle 562]

"you are now addicted to mentats"

I have been many times over :p gosh that was funny :)

[hutchthefreaker 49]

Just found some - Lots of laughs on the label.

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

I have a stockpile of this stuff.

[hoffa (DayZ) 71]

I found two cans at the top of the Green Mountain radio tower. That's my favorite place in the whole wide world now.