"New players" reaction to this patch is just like..

[Irish. 4886]

That Paula Abdul song..

 

 

 

*"New Players" being those that did not play the mods or Arma.

Edited March 20, 2014 by lrish

[So Sexy 259]

What makes "old players" like yourself better? I mean you make it sound like that.

[Irish. 4886]

What makes "old players" like yourself better? I mean you make it sound like that.

Our reactions to patches.. o.O

 

:huh:

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Huh, always envisioned them more like this Paula Abdul song.....

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XfdoSipPaI

[makomachine 263]

I personally think that you should have to take an IQ Test to purchase the Alpha. Sort out the riff raff up front - these whiners are giving me a headache.... Stables not stable!!!!! Refund!! Like they've been living in a bubble all their lives....

[Leo Balzac 190]

Meh, people are going to complain. Most people are whiners, it's just the way it is. Internet or RL, when someone doesn't get exactly what they want, when they want it, they feel they are entitled to a tantrum. 

 

tl;dr- for the majority of the population life is a shit sandwich, now take a bite.

[TheFarm 158]

Meh, people are going to complain. Most people are whiners, it's just the way it is. Internet or RL, when someone doesn't get exactly what they want, when they want it, they feel they are entitled to a tantrum.

tl;dr- for the majority of the population life is a shit sandwich, now take a bite.

Mmmm delicious

[rybo 171]

Been here since the mod. This patch ranks in top 5 worst patches ever in Dayz history. Sure they gave us some new shitty guns and some more clothes but now zombies spawn like an Arcade. Nothing like watching them spawn around you in the open.

 

Add in that they can walk through walls and any building that's raised turning them into Whack-A-Zed but, then your bullets hit these invisible walls...lulz...

 

Oh and don't forget we straight up have spawning invisible zeds..

 

Reminds me of the leg break patch, the one hit zombie death patch and others....They have never been good with patches and probably never will be.

 

 

 

In the past they always fixed within 24hrs...I highly doubt we will get the same treatment now that they have our cash. NM, I promise it wont be changed in the next 24hrs.

 

 

 

 

Last tid-bit. Melee is worse than it has ever been...

 

 

 

Is any of this stopping me from playing...HELL NO!!!

Edited March 19, 2014 by RyBo

[Bearserk 57]

I don't get it.

 

I didn't play the mod

 

Am I missing something?

[Ineedscoffee 464]

Been here since the mod. This patch ranks in top 5 worst patches ever in Dayz history. Sure they gave us some new shitty guns and some more clothes but now zombies spawn like an Arcade. Nothing like watching them spawn around you in the open.

 

Add in that they can walk through walls and any building that's raised turning them into Whack-A-Zed but, then your bullets hit these invisible walls...lulz...

 

Oh and don't forget we straight up have spawning invisible zeds..

 

Reminds me of the leg break patch, the one hit zombie death patch and others....They have never been good with patches and probably never will be.

 

 

 

In the past they always fixed within 24hrs...I highly doubt we will get the same treatment now that they have our cash. NM, I promise it wont be changed in the next 24hrs.

 

 

 

 

Last tid-bit. Melee is worse than it has ever been...

 

 

 

Is any of this stopping me from playing...HELL NO!!!

I'm hoping the current stage of zombies will drive more people north, and out of those southern cities. While it may not be a zombie fix, it sure as hell could be a player fix lol

[Publik 404]

I don't get it.

 

I didn't play the mod

 

Am I missing something?

It was inconsistent and didn't do much to inspire confidence.

[ChiefMasterKush 321]

I'm so cool I played the mod.

[Daemonkid 493]

I like the new patch. The new zombie respawning is fucking hilarious. 

QQ more newbs.

[gibonez 3633]

What makes "old players" like yourself better? I mean you make it sound like that.

New players are more willing to accept bullshit gameplay mechanics and unrealistic gameplay.

[Daemonkid 493]

New players are more willing to accept bullshit gameplay mechanics and unrealistic gameplay.

This, a thousand times this.

[dvsilverwing 241]

Our reactions to patches.. o.O

 

:huh:

 

I can't tell if you're trying to say that being an "old player" makes shit look golden or if you're trying to say that "older players" are less accepting of it. Either way, if something is fucked up you should be complaining about it, Alpha or otherwise.

[Publik 404]

I can't tell if you're trying to say that being an "old player" makes shit look golden or if you're trying to say that "older players" are less accepting of it. Either way, if something is fucked up you should be complaining about it, Alpha or otherwise.

Since we've had this shit for 2 years now, I'd go for the latter.

Edited March 19, 2014 by Publik

[makomachine 263]

 

I can't tell if you're trying to say that being an "old player" makes shit look golden or if you're trying to say that "older players" are less accepting of it. Either way, if something is fucked up you should be complaining about it, Alpha or otherwise.

 

I agree with your statement -if- you change "complaining" to "complaining and reporting it formally".  Too much crybaby in this forum and not near enough productive input...

[Weedz 1105]

I agree with your statement -if- you change "complaining" to "complaining and reporting it formally".  Too much crybaby in this forum and not near enough productive input...

Or everyone can be like you and make posts pretending how this patch isn't bugged at all right? That's definitely the way to get the game better.

 

Just played 45 minutes - first attempt at new patch.  Slight lag to start leaving the abandoned building that I had previously logged out of and then smooth as silk.  No desync, no log outs, nary a glitch one.  Much better than the experimental build from my first experience anyway.  Found some buckshot in a box and explored the new jail in Cherno.  Had some fun just killing some time.  Funny how opinions are like...well, you know...  Will jump on the ALPHA again later for some fun - people should try that...   B)

 

Edited March 19, 2014 by Weedz

[makomachine 263]

Or everyone can be like you and make posts pretending how this patch isn't bugged at all right? That's definitely the way to get the game better.

 

You crushing on me?  That's sweet (and creepy).  I believe I qualified my time played.  Now move along with the bong...

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

Yet again, you're stating you think those who played the mod before the Standalone are better then those who have only played the Standalone.

 

Stop this elitism. You're assuming all of those who haven't played the mod are underneath you, when they aren't.

 

Btw, I played the mod, I just don't like silly elitism.

[Daemonkid 493]

Yet again, you're stating you think those who played the mod before the Standalone are better then those who have only played the Standalone.

 

Stop this elitism. You're assuming all of those who haven't played the mod are underneath you, when they aren't.

 

Btw, I played the mod, I just don't like silly elitism.

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!1111!!11!

WE MOD PLAYERS WERE THERE FROM THE BEGINNING. WE WERE THERE MAN, THROUGH ALL THE BROKEN UPDATES AND FIXES. WE WENT THROUGH IT ALL. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MAAAAAAN.

[hannibaldaplaya 1095]

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!1111!!11!

WE MOD PLAYERS WERE THERE FROM THE BEGINNING. WE WERE THERE MAN, THROUGH ALL THE BROKEN UPDATES AND FIXES. WE WENT THROUGH IT ALL. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MAAAAAAN.

I am going to go out on a limb and consider this sarcasm.

 

I hope it is.

 

If so, BEANS.

[Ramblin Hans 118]

G Damnit, I just listed to that whole Paula Abdul song

[Daemonkid 493]

It was sarcasm. I'm a mod veteran too, but I don't go swinging my e-peen about it.